Spongebob Quotes Iconic Novels & Stories

Clover was the only person allowed to visit me and he was the only reason I still had my friggin' sanity intact. "Clover can I tell you a secret," I said dropping my voice to its lowest. He moved closer with a sinister look on his face. I closed the distance and put my hands around his ear. "I want to fuck him. I want him so deep in my punani, it grazes my friggin' soul." "Huh?" Clover jerked with a puzzled look. "Fuck who?" I sighed. "SpongeBob Square pants." I slapped my forehead again as his face glowed missing the sarcasm. "I'm talking about Eric. You Idiot!"

“What? I was just kidding but truth to be told, you holding on to your virginity like Spongebob holding on to his Krabby Patty in yesterday episode...” “My virginity will rot? That’s….ew.” She was referring to a Spongebob Squarepants episode where he created a Krabby Patty and rather than eating it, he kept the patty until it rots and become all worms and rotten. “Me and my cartoons. I can’t help it. The kids are forcing me to watch their shows. I even bought Netflix and they are overpowering the TV.” Rosa laughed. “And what does hubby thinks about this?” Clara grinned. “Tim likes them getting distracted with TV because it gives us more opportunity for some sexy time.”

"And then, he said he wouldn't have been able to do it without me. And he thanked me! Can you believe that SpongeBob?" I asked, my voice washed in excitement. "Yeah, I'm pretty sure I believed it the tenth time you told me," he replied, smiling slyly at me. I shoved him playfully between saying, "shut up." And that just made him chuckle - a sound I soon echoed. "You know, this is the part when you say something like: 'oh my god, Hawk, you're so smart. Your advice is unmatched, and your wisdom cannot be compared."

“Life is tough, my darling, but so are you.” ~♡~ “Are you ready kids? Aye Aye Captain I can’t hear you! AYE AYE CAPTAIN Oohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants! Absorbent and yellow and porous is he! Spongebob Squarepants! If nautical nonsense be something you wish Spongebob Squarepants! Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

I stepped closer to Bennet and faced him seriously. "Well, probably because Spongebob is an adorable character even if he's just a sponge who tried to live under the sea. He's yellow and... has huge eyes and his attitude is somewhat childish," I answered. "Hmmm. Like a little silly blond boy with cute blue eyes," Bennet said softly. "Exactly. Most women find them irresistible..." I added. Bennet nodded before absentmindedly scratching his head. "And what about that?" "What the hell?" I asked with a frown.

Doctor Sweet has a look on her face that shows she knew what Chocolate was doing and didn't it one about it "It's alright, Vanilla. I don't mind being late today—" "Unless it happens everyday because Vanilla gets attached to going with you and people start questioning—" I eventually blurt out "It's fine! It's okay! I'd go on your stupid bike!" Right now, I feel like Mrs Puff in SpongeBob when the yellow dude keeps rambling about really annoying things and she gets so pissed, she actually puffs and becomes a ball. Because that's how I look right now.

she said, sighing looking at her phone, bringing it to her chest. She walked to her cubicle to drown herself in work before she went home, she was typing furiously when her phone beeped. 2:00pm Squidward : Guess what?!. 2:00pm SpongeBob : You know I'm not good at guessing. 2:00pm Squidward : I'll buy you your favorite ice cream. 2:01pm SpongeBob : How can you buy me ice cream when you are miles away from me except if you want to order it for me and I don't mind.

He says before speeding off. What did he mean by that? That I am cheap? "Son of a chocolate." I yell after him then make my way back into the mansion and to my heavenly breakfast. I can't wait to kill him. (Spongebob squrepants, haha haha, pretty much my favourite cartoon. Anyway please like and "comment." Love yal. ADIOS.)

Tom And Jerry are best of friends and find ways to stay close no matter what. X-Men : Do not try to fit in. Aladdin : Your best of friends will be nothing like each other. Spongebob Squarepsnts : Being optimistic never hurt anybody. Robocop : It is great to be headstrong but emotions will make you what the world needs. The Mask : Sometimes humour is the best solution for the problems. Samurai Jack : You need knowledge and practise both. None should be given the backseat. Gummi Bears : Your family is important. Dungeons And Dragons : Everyone has a different talent. Also, in ways it inspired us to be creative.

Sebastian realized that he had found himself in an unusual situation, yet he should admit that he felt relieved his rage disappeared because he would not need to spend his time every day releasing his fury. Both Sebastian and Izzie laughed at Spongebob's episode simultaneously and said, "Hahaha! Poor Squidward!" — They both became aware that they were laughing and commenting at the same episode of Spongebob. They glared at each other, then at different sides. "Uncle, don't follow Izzie!" "You're a little one! Stop imitating me!" Laughing, Rosie sat next to them with two glasses of water, "Remember to drink water and eat slowly, okay?"