Spongebob You Like Krabby Patties Face Novels & Stories

] Paige: [How does it suck to be me? Chris: [Because you don't have a face.] Paige: [How do I not have a face?] Chris: [Do you have a face?] Paige: [Of course, I do. If I didn't have a face, wouldn't I be a monster? Everyone in the world has a face, and I have a face!]

Nuel asked as he laid beside me and handed me the remote before getting up again to turn off the lights so it was only the television illuminating the room. After channel surfing for a while, I finally settled on nickelodeon. "SpongeBob? Really?" He said with a teasing smile. "What? I like Spongebob." I defended pouting. No one dare looks down on my spongebob. " I love you." He said out of the blue. "I love you too Nu-Nu." I cooed. "No baby, let's look for a better nickname." He grimaced. "No, I like that one." I sulked.

Not because he turned it on but because of the show he went to search for almost automatically like it's part of his daily routine. "Spongebob? Really?" I raise one eyebrow at him. He shrugs and laughs as soon as he hears Spongebob's nasal laughter. "Why not?" I narrow my eyes at him but continue eating. Well this is unexpected. I thought watching him grinning widely at the TV screen while shoveling food into his mouth. "Well for a beta, I didn't know you would even give a show like this the time of day," I say and he gasps and puts his hands on his chest as if I had just said the most hurtful thing. My eyebrow raising higher.

She looked at him, blinking twice with pouted lips. "What?" "How the hell are you enjoying this?" he asked. "Huh?" "How can there be fire underwater? A car crashes into them, and they get up the next second. SpongeBob sliced himself into pieces, and a snail… the snail meowed! It’s not a fucking cat! And Patrick literally swallowed his own brain and laughed. How the fûck Sandy able to stay underwater? And what’s a rocket doing under the—" Morticia’s laughter cut him off, echoing through the room as Klaus stared at her seriously, only making her laugh harder.

“What? Spongeboob?” She releases a high-pitched sound between a scream and a giggle. “I think SpongeBob is ridiculous too baby” Kissing her once more, this time on her cute little button nose, I get off my knees to join Niko where our dinner is dished out in covered plates. "You didn't have to wait for me," I say lowly. When I’m close enough he takes my hand, bringing it to his nose, sniffing at my skin. “You like?” I ask smiling. “It’s a new body butter, Mama sent it over earlier and I thought to try it out.”

Pang uuto ko habang tinitingnan ang malaking stuff toy na nasa lakuran niya. "Hindi kailangan mo muna akong lambingin." Pag susungit niya. Umangat ang kilay ko at nangngiting ngumuso. "Paanong lambing ba? Pwede bang siya na lang ang mag lambing sa'yo?" Pag ka sabi ko no'n ay nginuso ko ang laruan niya sa likod na mabilis niya namang nilingon. "Hala! SpongeBob!"

Turns out I was lost in thought and causing traffic. My nose is welcomed with the smell of wet wood. I raise my head and my eyes widen in absolute... Shock, dismay, disbelief or disgust!?.. You know when Mr. Krabs from spongebob sees something bad and then his eyes break and he replaces them? Well if I could do that, it would be the best reaction to this scene right now!

Of all the days I had to wear that stupid panty,it had to be today. "Don't tease me." I whined. "SpongeBob is cool. Everyone who loves SpongeBob is cool " He kissed my thigh. "I'm I cool?" "Mmmm" I pretend to be thinking. "It depends. Do you like SpongeBob?" He sucked on my inner thigh. I gasp at the sudden action. "I love SpongeBob!" "Then you are cool." He proceeded to kiss both my things. He lifted my foot to his face and kisses my feet. I looked down at him with love.

I'm so gonna make fun of him for his tomorrow. I brought out my phone and hit the video button. The only way to make him believe is to film it. "Hey KC, can you say that again?" "Oh my god, cupcake. You're so fucking annoying. Mr Krabs is so gonna fire you for this. Oh! and tell Squidward I said cashy almost ran away yesterday. You should've seen it Cupcake, spongbob chased her all around Bikini Bottom" He laughed "Bikini Bottom"

“What? I was just kidding but truth to be told, you holding on to your virginity like Spongebob holding on to his Krabby Patty in yesterday episode...” “My virginity will rot? That’s….ew.” She was referring to a Spongebob Squarepants episode where he created a Krabby Patty and rather than eating it, he kept the patty until it rots and become all worms and rotten. “Me and my cartoons. I can’t help it. The kids are forcing me to watch their shows. I even bought Netflix and they are overpowering the TV.” Rosa laughed. “And what does hubby thinks about this?” Clara grinned. “Tim likes them getting distracted with TV because it gives us more opportunity for some sexy time.”