Squidward X Spongebob Novels & Stories

Of all the days I had to wear that stupid panty,it had to be today. "Don't tease me." I whined. "SpongeBob is cool. Everyone who loves SpongeBob is cool " He kissed my thigh. "I'm I cool?" "Mmmm" I pretend to be thinking. "It depends. Do you like SpongeBob?" He sucked on my inner thigh. I gasp at the sudden action. "I love SpongeBob!" "Then you are cool." He proceeded to kiss both my things. He lifted my foot to his face and kisses my feet. I looked down at him with love.

But if I had known this was what we were going to watch, I would have stayed behind and sulked in my room. I didn’t know that this was what excitement meant to them. I don’t even know how they managed to persuade me to come along with them. If you’re asking me what we’re watching... SPONGEBOB! I really can’t stand these cousins. I never expected that there could be something worse than Mikan’s craziness. “Can you please keep quiet? You’re so noisy!” I glared at the three of them, which made them shut their mouths. But after a few seconds of silence...

Subconsciously, I made one step backward. “Who are you?” squid man asked while threatening the researcher with his gun. “Who the f*ck are you?!” His finger went closer to the trigger, any soon, he’ll shoot us. This is insane! Just who is this person who neither seem like a foe or an ally? “Is he with you?!” squid asked to me. “NO!” I declined. “I CAME ALONE!” “Then who are this sh*t?!” “Bro, easy,” the researcher said.

I swear she doesn't want to see the good girl's bad side that I am made of. I mean how can she compare me to that creature in sponge Bob square pants? Really? From all the numerous cartoons why did she choose him? Why not Moana, Cinderella, Anna or Snow white? But no! She chooses squirmward. Cookie spoke to her self. Martina nudged her lightly, "Cookie, I'm sorry for saying you looked like-" then she burst out into a fit of laughter again, maybe she was trying to avoid saying the word that would only make Cookie more angrier.

I sulked. "NuNu it is then." He surrendered as I pecked his cheeks. We'd been watching the SpongeBob marathon for a while now and I was getting bored. What exactly do people do at a sleepover in a guy's house? "Let's listen to music." I suggested. NuNu agreed as he connected his phone to the stereo and clicked play on the Johnny Drille playlist, he specifically downloaded it because I loved Johnny Drille. I didn't know why NuNu didn't like him. He claimed he was too romantic.

softly at that. Yeah, I knew how Hawk's driving could be, and when he was in a rush, I could only imagine how it was. I excused myself from my mum soon after, to go see the mastermind behind all of this. "So," I started, smiling at him. "So," he answered, smiling back. I chuckled softly before covering the space between us, so that now, my arms were wrapped around him in a hug. He must have been stunned, because for a second or two, he didn't react. But he soon reciprocated the gesture; wrapping his arms around me as well. And the feeling it left was one I couldn't quite understand. However, I knew I sure liked it. "Thank you, Spongebob. Really, thanks. This is the sweetest thing anyon

She didn’t stop. “You will bear the consequences if you dare to provoke me again,” I warned, my patience hanging by a thread. My fingers brushed against the edge of her collar as I leaned in closer, my resolve dangerously close to crumbling. “If you don’t want me to see SpongeBob SquarePants on you, get off me now,” I said, my voice rough. Her reaction was instantaneous. She let out a startled squeak, scrambled off me, and practically tripped over herself in her haste to get away.

’ She pronounced the word and he pushed the titbit into her mouth, she chewed it and grimaced then spat it out wrinkling her nose in disgust, ‘What the fuck was that?’ She grabbed her glass of wine and gulped it down to take away the taste, ‘Have you never had squid before Trina?’ Toby asked nonchalantly taking a big chunk of the calamari and popping it into his mouth chewing enthusiastically but Trina paled, ‘S, s, squid? Those things with suckers on them?’ She stammered and Toby confirmed her nightmare, ‘Yeah, and that’s its ink he dipped it into, tastes divine don’t you think?’

"I don't get it when people name an animal after another animal." Nora thought about it for a second. He really was making sense. But... "His name was actually derived from one of my fave animations Spongebob Squarepants. Have you never seen the animation?" She asked flatly, eyes still glued to her book. "Squidward from Spongebob?!" Max exclaimed in horror. "That's even worse! Why would you name a jovial dog like Squid, Squid?" Then in a lower voice, he added. "If you ask me, I think you're more of a Squidward than Squid. You two are peas in a pod! The dog is far too adorable to be a Squidward. I mean, your face is always like this..." He pulled his face into a fish-like expression. "And lik

Ben and James prepared to jump away because if the boss was furious and throwing heavy objects on their way, they would be able to avoid. But, the two bodyguards opened their mouths and gasped again when seeing the boss staring at the squids as if he hated them since his previous life. He held the knife and the fork tightly made a serious face. Then out of their expectation. the boss cut the squid into small pieces, used the fork to stab it and sent it into his mouth, holding his breath, chewed twice, and swallowed it down his throat quickly! The big hand hurriedly grabbed his glass of wine and drank it to wash the piece in!