Squidward X Spongebob Novels & Stories

Xavier smirked mockingly and She blushed heavily. Okay yes she loves SpongeBob So much she developed that same love for cheese because it reminded her of SpongeBob but just hearing it from him made her so embarrassed. She was like a open book Infront of him and didn't like that feeling. "Don't disrespect SpongeBob like that."she glared playfully and the waiteress enter the private booth with a troll containing all of their order. Kendall looked at the waiteress and smirked at how hot she looked with her boobs threatening to pop out from her shirt and her skirt definitely shorter than the usual uniform.

As I watched Spongebob and watched him work looking all hot and fine i tried to calm myself down and prevent my fangs from elongating. Then he cut himself and I lost self control. It was like time had stopped. My eyes turned a dark red as my fangs oh so slowly elongated. Before I could think I had pinned him to the wall and was staring straight into his intense and dark ocean blue eyes. I couldn't understand why his blood was like a drug to me? He nodded and that was all the assurance I needed. I closed my eyes and kissed his neck lightly almost as though I was savouring his taste which would be weird.

Mitch bumped him on the shoulder playfully and they all waked away. "Wait," he said to himself. "How do you guys know it's from SpongeBob?" He walked behind them. "That means you watch them too!" "Whatever Squidward," Tess said and he gasped. "Why am I Squidward?" He placed his palms his waist. "Well most of the times, you're grumpy so.." Diana said, pushing her glasses up. "You're one to talk Sandy," Mitch faced her and smiled. "Oh please SpongeBob," Eva pulled Mitch by the ear.

Paul glanced at the bucket beside him and saw that countless squids have been dipped on the flour. He ignored Jane first and approached the person who was cooking the fried squids. Jane furrowed her eyebrows as Paul stood beside the person who was cooking and observed the squids inside the bucket. The person smiled at him as he widened his eyes. "You are... you are Paul Sy, right?" The person was trembling with nervous and starstruck as he holds the cooking utensil still. Jane opened her mouth widely and took a bite from the fried squid as she glanced at Paul who was now talking in the cook of the fried squids. The people who were now sticking their food were glancing carefully towards Paul

Clover was the only person allowed to visit me and he was the only reason I still had my friggin' sanity intact. "Clover can I tell you a secret," I said dropping my voice to its lowest. He moved closer with a sinister look on his face. I closed the distance and put my hands around his ear. "I want to fuck him. I want him so deep in my punani, it grazes my friggin' soul." "Huh?" Clover jerked with a puzzled look. "Fuck who?" I sighed. "SpongeBob Square pants." I slapped my forehead again as his face glowed missing the sarcasm. "I'm talking about Eric. You Idiot!"

She exclaimed as she points at the squid. "That's a squid, Rhea! For god's sake haven't you saw a squid before?!" Oh now Cora is mad. "A squid?! But that's to big for a squid!" Oh, now we're talking about squid. "Squids can be big or small, Rhea, argh! You're such a moron!" Cora stomps her feet. "Look, I don't want to interrupt your squid quarrel and all, but I'm hungry and I'm ready to eat a whole lot a squid so can we go somewhere really interesting than a super market?" I can't help it, I'm hungry!

“Tell Ivan he’s wrong. SpongeBob is the funniest. Everyone knows it!” “Nu-uh!” little Ivan shot back, his tiny fists pumping in mock outrage. His cheeks flushed pink, and his soft gray eyes so painfully reminiscent of his father’s, sparkled with mischief. “Tom and Jerry! They’re the best. Right, Uncle Dave?” I chuckled, letting some of the tension ease from my shoulders. “Now, that’s a tricky one. See, SpongeBob makes me laugh until my stomach hurts, but Tom and Jerry? Classic. You can’t beat classic.”

I took only a small portion of food since I had no appetite, especially sitting next to my monster boss. “Eat this,” he said, piling more food onto my plate. I ate without looking at what I was chewing, my eyes fixed on Brix. “W*tch!! The squid!!” Jen suddenly shouted. But it was too late—I started itching, couldn’t breathe, and then I passed out.

Before any of us could react, as always, Sid does it for all of us in a much more dramatic way. "Pickled penises! When will you quit following me around like this? Darn it! If you can follow me into the heart of the sea, then my seawater definitely will not work on you. What will I do? What should I do? Cracked cavities! Summer please help me. The deranged wizard's ghost is haunting me!" Sid runs and hides behind me. On the other side, Harold has a very complicated expression on his face. Poseidon nods at him and he proceeds toward me.

We now have the perfect employee - employer relationship and I totally love it It's nine pm , Wendy and I are watching SpongeBob SquarePants and suddenly get this urge to eat peanut butter. Strange thing is , I hate peanut butter but now I feel like I will die I don't have it in the next zero point zero zero zero zero zero zero one second. I rush to the kitchen and take out the entire bottle of peanut from the fridge and start licking. "What the hell!" Wendy exclaims "What?" I ask innocently. "Since when did you start eating eating peanut butter?"