Spongebob X Squidward Novels & Stories

" Reschedule all meetings, I won't be coming in today! " " But boss, the men from the East had been waiting for a long time_ They seem to be angry too_ " " Then make them watch SpongeBob_ " " Huh? " Royalty gave a light squeeze on one breasts and gently kissed his woman's neck. " Or you can tell them_ " SpongeBob makes people happy while breasts seem to make me happier_ " He shamelessly muttered, left his secretary so very confused then he ended the call. Bang! He tossed his phone aside.

As I watched Spongebob and watched him work looking all hot and fine i tried to calm myself down and prevent my fangs from elongating. Then he cut himself and I lost self control. It was like time had stopped. My eyes turned a dark red as my fangs oh so slowly elongated. Before I could think I had pinned him to the wall and was staring straight into his intense and dark ocean blue eyes. I couldn't understand why his blood was like a drug to me? He nodded and that was all the assurance I needed. I closed my eyes and kissed his neck lightly almost as though I was savouring his taste which would be weird.

*** “This is Spongebob. He is Barbie’s boyfriend.” “Why Spongebob? Hulk is a lot better. He is strong, and he’s a superhero.” “He’s ugly! And he can’t even talk. Hulk only smashes.” “Then Barbie is not a nice person. She doesn’t like Hulk just because he’s ugly?” “She isn’t mean. You are mean! MOM!!” “Mica, you chose Barbie, let Manu choose the toy he wants to use.” The two women were watching this exchange through the large glass doors that connected the garden to the living room.

"You know what, you both have a lot of things in common." "Who? Gavin?" "No! My brother, silly." "Hmm.. like what?" "First you're both stubborn." and she laughed when I playfully narrowed my eyes on her. "You both have strong personalities and I noticed that your favourite cartoon character is the same." She wiggled her eyebrows. "Spongebob?" I asked in surprise. "Yes, and he's still watching it every day." "But how can he watch it if he's always busy in the office?" "He has a phone and he's watching it online."

Some of them tripped and fell on the icy ocean floor and some of them floated around happily giggling. They were the same age, but the difference in their intelligence level was…. Astounding. Looking at all this Bai Wren sighed. “why did I have to be so intelligent,” “Bai~ Bai~” a small voice called out to him/ he glanced to his left to see a small squid. Startled he fell off his swing landing on his butt. “hahaha why are you scared of it. Inst it cute?” a cute voice whispered waving the squid in front of his face.

She exclaimed as she points at the squid. "That's a squid, Rhea! For god's sake haven't you saw a squid before?!" Oh now Cora is mad. "A squid?! But that's to big for a squid!" Oh, now we're talking about squid. "Squids can be big or small, Rhea, argh! You're such a moron!" Cora stomps her feet. "Look, I don't want to interrupt your squid quarrel and all, but I'm hungry and I'm ready to eat a whole lot a squid so can we go somewhere really interesting than a super market?" I can't help it, I'm hungry!

Sawyer muttered pointedly before munching on her mutilated, ketchup covered fry. "Well, you act more like you're five." I bantered in amusement, hitching my chin toward the television in front of us. Sponge Bob was on, and she'd been focused solely on that for the better part of our late night meal. "I haven't seen more than the first season; My EX was obsessed." "I own every single one...too bad it's you I'm watching this with instead of your EX."

It stretched physically impossible and the head of a squid came out, and shot out of inside him. He cleaned his jaw. No Supernatural would remember seeing that. Normally squids didn’t float, but his did and he had a plan in mind. To freeze that entire cloud. Sapphire had a huge grin on her face. She had never merged her animals with another before. Merging a tiger with a dragonfly. She didn’t stop screaming as she shot at creatures with her bow and her snowflakes froze everything, and as they dropped to the ground they smashed to a thousand little pieces.

I put my hands on my hips, "did you just Spongebob meme me?" "Did you Just SpOnGeBoB mEmE ME," he repeated. I playfully smacked him on the head, and he chuckled. "Kinky." "Idiot." "Control freak." "Ugh," I gave up. "Remind me never to commit a heist with you." "Really?" He smirked, finally dropping the Spongebob pose. "You wouldn't want to be the Bonnie to my Clyde?" "Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?" I asked rhetorically, and he winked, silently giving his answer.