Spongebob X Squidward Novels & Stories

“What’s wrong with looking for SpongeBob?” He’s fighting a smile. I can see it in the way his mouth twitches. “Nothing, if that’s your thing. I’m sure I could find you a SpongeBob centre. T-shirts. Balloons. A life-sized mascot, too. Just say the words and it’s all yours.” “No thanks,” I say, pulling down the sun visor and flipping open the mirror. I check my reflection and, thankfully, my anxiety didn’t melt my mascara. “I’m more of a Squidward girl.”

What a homo sapien! "Parker asked me to check up on you," he said. Looking at me from head to toe, he continued "and as far as I can see you are not dead. Well, I've got something to do. Some of us aren't star girls... Or boys." Now, why was he giving me the Squidward vibe? "Do you want to be a star boy? We could switch roles and —" "And have that Ajax guy hovering over me like a leech? Thank you very much but Cameron is happy with his life,even if

Jesha smiled and started to prepare two sandwiches, one for Maze and one for herself. In the meantime, Maze turned on the tv and started to watch *SpongeBob and SquarePants* She slowly lay on the couch and started to enjoy the show whisking off all her worries.

I run over to him and start talking to him. "Where is Patrick? And how are you doing? What bout squidward? Is he still grumpy? And Mr Crabbs? Does he still underpay you?" I ask all my doubts to it. "Hey Cali! How is life going?" It replies. "Oh it's going great!" I answer it back. Then I feel a hand on my shoulder and I turn around. "I was talking to you!" Hadley, who I don't remember where I have seen before, says. Now I know why sponge Bob sounded so girly.

"You know what, you both have a lot of things in common." "Who? Gavin?" "No! My brother, silly." "Hmm.. like what?" "First you're both stubborn." and she laughed when I playfully narrowed my eyes on her. "You both have strong personalities and I noticed that your favourite cartoon character is the same." She wiggled her eyebrows. "Spongebob?" I asked in surprise. "Yes, and he's still watching it every day." "But how can he watch it if he's always busy in the office?" "He has a phone and he's watching it online."

Some of them tripped and fell on the icy ocean floor and some of them floated around happily giggling. They were the same age, but the difference in their intelligence level was…. Astounding. Looking at all this Bai Wren sighed. “why did I have to be so intelligent,” “Bai~ Bai~” a small voice called out to him/ he glanced to his left to see a small squid. Startled he fell off his swing landing on his butt. “hahaha why are you scared of it. Inst it cute?” a cute voice whispered waving the squid in front of his face.

Finally. Johnny, the little rascal, took the chance and curled like a puppy by my side. I shook my head but let him. It was barely past noon and we were having a SpongeBob marathon. Maybe it was my way of bribing him for the past few days, maybe it wasn’t.

JOSH POV As they say on SpongeBob SquarePants, (Yes, I’ve watched the show. It’s very popular with the foster kids of my foundation.)… ‘Three hours later…’ we’re finally on the road to Green Bay. I glance over at Maddie in my passenger seat as we pass through the pack’s front gate and I see her looking down at her clasped hands, gnawing on her lower lip. “Hey now, what’s with the face?” I ask as I reach over and caress the back of her neck.

’ She pronounced the word and he pushed the titbit into her mouth, she chewed it and grimaced then spat it out wrinkling her nose in disgust, ‘What the fuck was that?’ She grabbed her glass of wine and gulped it down to take away the taste, ‘Have you never had squid before Trina?’ Toby asked nonchalantly taking a big chunk of the calamari and popping it into his mouth chewing enthusiastically but Trina paled, ‘S, s, squid? Those things with suckers on them?’ She stammered and Toby confirmed her nightmare, ‘Yeah, and that’s its ink he dipped it into, tastes divine don’t you think?’

We were both in the living room and SpongeBob was playing on the television when I started to ask him about our plan for Edward. "The best plan I could come up with is to find the picture at school," he sighed and sat beside me on the sofa. I could hear SpongeBob’s laughter in the background. "I agree," I said and took a bite of my pizza. "Just make sure not to do anything reckless alright?" he warned, and I gave him a confused look. "I know you well enough to know that you would probably charge in Mr. Macklet's office or something just to get a clue," he smirked, and I pouted.