Step Brother, I'm Stuck
he said with a smirk.
I rolled my eyes and responded, "What are you talking about? I've always been polite."
Derek laughed and said, "No matter how much a snake sheds its skin, it’s still a snake."
I smiled and retorted, "If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d fart."
Derek hid a smirk and said, "Wow, I bet you even fart glitter!"
The roast got to me, and I couldn't help but feel insulted.
"Some people are like slinkies — not really good for much, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs," I said, trying to come up with a comeback.