Stupid Knock Knock Jokes Novels & Stories

“Knock knock knock “. I kept knocking for three minutes without any response. As soon as the door finally opened, Gerald stood in front of the door already dressed for work. “Welldone Bitch!!. You are such a great wife” Even a fool could understand the sneer and the hate in the three sentences. I stood there with my eyes on my toes. I dared not take my eyes off them. “Good morning sir” I managed to get my stuttering letters into a sentence. He picked the coffee from the tray and sniffed it before taking it close to his mouth.

I thought he was good, however, but he is not. "I'm not stupid," I defend myself. "Hmm.. I can see," he smirks. "Don't laugh at me. I'm not a joker," I say. Sid's Pov Something is really good about dumb girls is they look innocent, no matter how stupid they are. And I'm enjoying her silly talks as she pouts. "I didn't say you're a joker," I say. "I said you're stupid. Don't people laugh at stupids? You don't need to be a joker"

I said. Alec raised his head and looked at me while raising his eyebrow. Shawn chuckled. "And how did you break this one?" I shrugged. "I threw it across the room because it woke me up" I said. They both burst out laughing. I looked at them skeptical. "Good to know I can tell a funny joke...What was the joke again?" I asked looking at them. "Alex isn't that what an alarm clock is for? Okay, okay, back to business." "Are you bipolar?" I asked Shawn.

How could I be expected to remember he was only my fake boyfriend when he told me I was beautiful right before nearly slamming the door in my face yet again? “Hannah?” Lincoln’s voice jolted me from my thoughts. I was trying to remember some jokes from when I used to babysit in high school for extra cash, but so far all I had was “knock-knock.” I couldn’t remember the rest, which was truly sad since there were like a million knock-knock jokes to choose from. “Sorry, what?” He twisted the side of his lips up, probably amused that it was me messing up the conversation now. “I just asked if you were ready to go in.”

"That stupid toilet bowl is messing with me again! Kuya is to blame! He left his boxer brief in the bathroom, and it fell into the toilet bowl as I was pouring water on it! How do you unclog a stupid toilet bowl?! ” Hazel burst out laughing. "Suck it, lady." Jewel grinned as Gabbi's expression darkened. "You're the only one who can suck a stupid toilet bowl, and maybe you can suck the septic tank as well," Gabbi said. "That's enough," Jewel said quietly, returning to the keyboard. Hazel and Gabbi were not very good at playing jokes because they often took jokes personally, which resulted in a nasty fight. Gabbi was grumpy, and Hazel adored grumpiness.