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Claimed By The Four Alphas Who Once Broke Me
But the knock wouldn’t stop.
“Who the fuck is that???”
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His Beanie Girl
he say as the choking sound turns into laughter as he stands off the ground, soon the two guys are laughing their butts off and I just stay there confused.
"Oh man, you should have seen her face. I'm a good actor, I deserve an award." The dark haired guy said, clutching his stomach as he continues laughing.
"What's going on?" I ask confused as I stand up the ground.
"Noel Atkins, you've been officially pranked," Aaron says still laughing.
"A Prank?" I ask trying to understand, my nerves have thankfully returned to normal.
"She thought she was a murderer," the dark haired boy said as he collapsed on the bed still laughing.
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The Alpha's Second Chance
I reply, my voice softening, "Is everything alright? Why do you call?”
-["Papa, I… I’ve a joke,"]-
He says, his tiny voice brimming with excitement.
"Oh, I love jokes! Go ahead, buddy," I encourage, looking forward to the adorable punchline.
-["Knock, knock.”]-
"Who's there?" I play along.
-["Ba… na… na.”]-
"Banana who?" I ask with feigning curiosity.
-["Ba-na-na… fall down… and… go boom!"]-
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Life of Eve
He stated his boundaries, making Cam and I laugh lightly.
"Fine."
"So Cam, I've got new jokes for you."
"Alright, let's hear them."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The interrupting cow."
"Did you get that joke from the cartoon 'Home'?" Cam laughed.
"Gee, I hoped you wouldn't know it." Rodney clapped his forehead and we all laughed.
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CAUGHT BETWEEN TWO ALPHA RIVALS
To confirm my observation, a wicked chuckle escaped his lips and he inched closer to where we were seated at a round table setting.
“You fucking hilarious clowns, what was this joke of a meeting meant to be? A plot for an assassination attempt on my life, boys?” He laughed again, this time he threw his head back from the intensity.
What was so fucking amusing? I wished I could lash out and attack him, but from experience, I knew it’d be a futile attempt so I thought against it.
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The Fate of the Moon
the man laughed as he watched his friend regain his balance.
“If ye knock me on me ass, Jeffrey, I swear I’ll kick yer damn balls!” The man named Seth snarled back at his friend. He threw a punch, hitting his partner in the side which caused a sharp gasp of pain to force out of the guy named Jeffrey’s throat. They exchanged a look between each other before both of them started to laugh like fools.
“Would yah idiots hush up! I ain’t hearing yah giggle like school girls all night.” Another voice shouted from behind them, causing me to let out a startled gasp.
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Happiness Never Knocks
He had to accept it.
His fingers whitened, crumpling the paper, and he laughed until tears streamed down his face. When he stopped, he slammed his fist down on the wooden table.
His knuckles cracked, and blood dripped.
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Empire of Desires - Temptations Eternal Desires - 01
- No one there laughing at anything.
He was terrible at it, all the jokes were out of turn, whoever didn't understand.
- I think he talks about the project to use Queen and other Kong relatives as city cleaners. – Another said.
- It was a very interesting project. – Another said.
- Damn this is a joke. – Then he punched a third, who fell sprawling to the ground.
So, in the middle of the meeting, when they left the meeting, they were heading to their mansions and their next business.
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Falling For My Billionaire Ex
“That was... something.”
He didn’t even flinch. “Tough crowd,” he muttered under his breath.
Tough crowd? Was this a boardroom or open mic night?
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Then came the coffee break.
I’d barely made it to the break room when he cornered me with another one of his “brilliant” jokes.
“What do you call a sad cup of coffee?” he asked, his voice dripping with enthusiasm.
Against my better judgment, I played along. “What?”
“A depresso.”
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Fated to the Alphas - Chased by Chaos
I threw a shadow sickle at the Dark Fae, which effectively decapitated it.
Was this really the time for jokes? We were literally in the middle of fighting for our lives.
‘You’re such a bore. It’s always the time for a good joke.’ He scoffed at me.
I sighed, knowing that he would not give in until I followed through with this.
‘Fine. Who’s there?’
‘Fire up.’
I tilted my head, trying to anticipate where this might be going. Knowing him, it could literally be anywhere.
‘Fire up who?’
‘Fire up the grill because we’re in the middle of a motherfucking BBQ!’
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Frequently Asked Questions
Dark humor is like my guilty pleasure—it's twisted, but somehow cathartic. If you're hunting for those morbidly funny jokes, Reddit's r/darkhumor and r/imgoingtohellforthis are goldmines, though they can get real edgy. I stumbled into a thread there last week where someone compared existential dread to a subscription service you can't cancel—absurd but weirdly relatable.
Twitter (or X, whatever) has niche accounts like @DarkHumourGod that toe the line between hilarious and horrifying. Just brace yourself for the occasional flame war in the replies. Podcasts like 'The Dollop' sometimes weave in dark historical jokes, and comedians like Anthony Jeselnik specialize in punchlines that make you gasp before laughing. Proceed with caution—and maybe don't read these aloud at family dinners.
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