Stupid Knock Knock Jokes Novels & Stories

“You know, Ruby, we learned a joke yesterday. Want to hear it?” I nod eagerly, intrigued by the joke that has captured their attention. “Alright,” Ethan begins, a mischievous glint in his eyes. “Why don’t grumpy people like corn on the cob?” Playing along, I pretend to ponder the question. “Hmm, I’m not sure. Why don’t they?” “Because they think it’s ‘a-maize-ing’ that anyone could be happy!” Ethan bursts into laughter, and soon, the infectious giggles spread throughout the room.

“But also… the way the characters chose each other, over and over.” Something about the way he says it makes my chest tighten. I’m mid-scoop of ice cream when he suddenly says, “Knock, knock.” I blink. “Oh no.” “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Vamp.” “…Vamp who?” “Vamp-ire believe how good this date is going?” I burst out laughing. Real, unfiltered laughter that has me clutching my stomach and nearly spilling my ice cream. “Oh my God,” I wheeze. “That was terrible.”

As they pulled into the departure lane, the mood in the car turned quieter. Hope glanced out the window, then turned to her family. “You guys are too quiet. Someone make a joke or I’ll start crying.” Ethan cleared his throat. “Knock knock.” Cassie blinked. “Really?” “Knock knock,” Ethan repeated. “Who’s there?” Hope replied, laughing. “Oxford.” “Oxford who?” “Oxford you to leave us already?” he deadpanned. Hope groaned. “Okay, that was terrible.”

"Alright, fine. If you won't smile, I'll have to tell you my top-tier jokes. What do you call a fake noodle?" Elena had blinked, her stern frown flickering for a split second. "What?" "An impasta." She had stared at me in absolute, stony silence for three whole seconds. "That is terrible. That is the worst joke I've ever heard." "Okay, okay, tough crowd," I had grinned, my dark eyes sparkling with wicked delight as I stroked her cheek. "Why don't scientists trust atoms?" "Jaxx, please stop…" "Because they make up everything."

I arched a brow. “Then I guess I have to name all 193 countries.” He smiled tight-lipped. “Don’t worry, I’m patient.” I fork my food as I kept staring at him while he does the same, “You’re really not going to leave me alone, are you?” “Nope.” He pops the P. “Alright, this knock knock joke is going to make you pee.” I placed my fork don to be attentive, “Okay, let’s hear it.” “How to make a tissue dance?” He smirks at me.

Mino's smile quickly faded, and he rubbed his the back of his neck. "It's a joke!" he exclaimed. "What joke? Where is the joke?" the princess asked frankly, for what he said was not funny. Mino took a big breath and just looked up because it appeared that he would have a difficult time messing with the princess. "It was like this when I said "Knock! Knock!" you'll ask, "Who's there?" is that clear?" he politely said. "Why should I inquire who is there when I know that you are-" Vreihya asked. "Just do it! For Pete's sake!" Mino cut her off, forcing a smile because he appeared to be losing patience. He just wants to make a joke for Pete's sake!

I step two steps closer to him, “It's not like you to run your mouth when you know that you should shut the fuck up.” Then Summer comes up from behind, “Are you idiots making stupid jokes again?” “Why the fuck are you calling us idiots now?” Devan turns around as he faces her. “Cause daddy said you two are worse idiots than Beavis and Butthead.” “What the fuck does your dad know about Beavis and butthead?” “You want me to call you Laurel and Hardy then?” I only but burst out in hysterical laughter, “No, I prefer the one before. Mat has his head up his butt half of the time as it is.”

Ella seemed to notice this, and apparently decided to take it upon herself to lighten the mood. “Daddy,” she said, swinging her legs from her car seat, “Grandma taught me a new joke tonight. Can I tell you?” “Sure.” “Okay. Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Orange!” “Orange who?” “Orange you glad to see me?” I chuckled at Ella’s pun, but Edrick only exhaled sharply through his nose and returned to staring silently out the window. Ella looked over at me with a puzzled expression on her face. I reached out and squeezed her hand.

He stated his boundaries, making Cam and I laugh lightly. "Fine." "So Cam, I've got new jokes for you." "Alright, let's hear them." "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The interrupting cow." "Did you get that joke from the cartoon 'Home'?" Cam laughed. "Gee, I hoped you wouldn't know it." Rodney clapped his forehead and we all laughed.

She then started laughing like crazy. “Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king’s horses and all the king’s men Couldn’t put Humpty together again. ” My body shaked as I heard the nursery rhyme. The way she sang it is so creepy that it made us shiver.