Funniest Knock Knock Jokes Novels & Stories

It wasn't just me who heard what Hubert Lock said. His parents heard them too. Laidman Lock immediately raised a hand and smacked Hubert lightly on the arm, irritation creeping into his voice. "What kind of nonsense are you talking about? Who jokes with their wife like that?" Michelle Lock quickly patted the back of my hand and comforted me softly. "Crystal, don't take it to heart. It's April Fools' Day, isn't it? Hubert was just being thoughtless and making a joke."

We were enjoying a light conversation when— Knock, knock! Someone knocked at the door.S

The youngest of the children came and spoke intelligibly, " Uhummmmmmm, mommy, hurum?" Clara laughed as she finished her joke, and even then Otávio didn't laugh. " Did you get the joke?” " Yes. The youngest had a brick fall on his head at birth, right?” " Yes, " Clara still laughed. " And this is a joke? The baby had serious problems, and by the looks of it, sequels.”

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

**knock knock knock** Firm knocking sounds on our front door brought me back to the present as I instinctively got up from where I was sitting at our small dining table and headed towards the door. Not many people visited, let alone knew where we lived, so I had a pretty good guess already regarding who was at the door. “Hi Auntie Jane. What a pleasant surprise. Want to join us for dinner?” I greeted the old and slightly frail looking auntie standing in front of my door wearing her signature red knitted jacket.

the man laughed as he watched his friend regain his balance. “If ye knock me on me ass, Jeffrey, I swear I’ll kick yer damn balls!” The man named Seth snarled back at his friend. He threw a punch, hitting his partner in the side which caused a sharp gasp of pain to force out of the guy named Jeffrey’s throat. They exchanged a look between each other before both of them started to laugh like fools. “Would yah idiots hush up! I ain’t hearing yah giggle like school girls all night.” Another voice shouted from behind them, causing me to let out a startled gasp.

Soon we’re all dancing and hopping around like fools while dinner cooks. The mood remains light as we finish and eat dinner with laughter. Right now the kids are in a war it seems to see who can tell the cheesiest joke. “Knock knock!” Jasper asks “Who’s there?” we all reply. “Cash,” “Cash who?” “I knew you guys were nuts!” he bursts out laughing, and we all join him. As they tell a few more cringe-worthy ones that have Raven and me forcing laughter at, I watch her smile drop off her face as she looks at the kids. Tapping into the bond, I feel her sorrow again, along with fear, and what shocks me is regret.

“Knock” “Knock” “Knock” I hear someone knocking on the door and rush to answer it, because I have been waiting for Jordan for the last two days. He went with Jon on a fishing trip, just the two of them and I have been stuck home, moping around the house. Bored out of my mind, I called someone I knew from way back when.

Suddenly. Knock. Knock. Knock.

As they pulled into the departure lane, the mood in the car turned quieter. Hope glanced out the window, then turned to her family. “You guys are too quiet. Someone make a joke or I’ll start crying.” Ethan cleared his throat. “Knock knock.” Cassie blinked. “Really?” “Knock knock,” Ethan repeated. “Who’s there?” Hope replied, laughing. “Oxford.” “Oxford who?” “Oxford you to leave us already?” he deadpanned. Hope groaned. “Okay, that was terrible.”