Stupid Witty Quotes

Things should have been easier for Zane Lardizabal, Bastardos' leader, if only he wasn't too drunk and stupid to fall for a one-night stand. Ang alas niya para i-blackmail ang presidente ng isang prominente na media company ay nawala nang nakawin ng babae na nakasama niya ang jacket niya at ipalit ang sirang underwear nito. And he is dead set in finding her and reclaiming what is his. Ang problema? Dala ng sobra na kalasingan ay wala siyang rekoleksyon sa babae na iyon. Months after her one-night stand, Serenity Enriquez, then vows to fix her life and be serious with a man for once. She tries to forget everything about that night, mabuti na lamang at sa sobrang kalasingan niya ay wala siyang rekoleksyon sa lalaki na nakasama niya. At sa pagbabago na nais niya ay magtatagpo ang landas nila ni Axel Salvacion, ang bagong empleyado sa kumpanya nila. She wants him, and she will make him hers. Ang problema? Ayaw sa kan'ya ni Axel at inis na inis sa kan'ya ang lalaki. But in the twisted turn of events, fate will help Zane find Serenity to take back what is his. And in a flick of a finger, Serenity will get what she wants the most, Axel. But things got more complicated after that. Sa magulong sitwasyon nila, mabubunyag kay Serenity ang tunay na katauhan ng taong hinahabol niya. Zane is Axel on a mafia mission against Serenity's father. And as twisted as it sounds, the hidden mafia's heart has been stolen by Serenity in the process. Pero ang pagmamahal ni Serenity ay napalitan nang galit at takot sa tunay na katauhan ng lalaki na mahal niya. Will Serenity still have a chance to run away and reclaim her serene life after being entangled with the hidden mafia?

Gabrielle "Gabby" Crisostomo will not let some rich guy take advantage of her sister at ang lalong hindi niya matatanggap ay basta na lang nitong iwan ang kanyang ate kaya naman she decided to take the matter in her own hands, she decided to kidnap the bastard who ruined her sister's life pero paano kung maling tao pala ang nakidnap niya at makakayanan ba niya gantihan siya nito sa paraan na ginawa niya dito, and Jayden Andrada will not hesitate to get back to the woman that made him lose a very important business deal just because of a stupid mistaken identity.

Vanessa De Luna would have never gone back to Russia if it weren't for her mother's funeral. They stopped talking when her mother's favorite godson stood her up on the altar without an explanation years ago. Now she's a successful singer in the Philippines with suitors left and right hoping to get her attention, and yet her stupid heart still beats for the same man-Konstantin Morozov. What Vanessa doesn't know is that her mother was murdered, and all evidence points to Stan, Konstantin's father. With everything that's happening around her while waiting for the reading of the will, Vanessa can feel that she's next. Konstantin seems to always know when to save her. His timing is impeccable. Is he an ally or a foe?

Maymay Saavedra is one of the hottest chick sa university at siya rin ang pinag-aagawan ng lahat ng lalaki doon. She can lure boys with her charisma and witty personality. Maldita siya kung maldita rin ang kaharap niya, ang sabi pa nga niya, her personality will depend to what attitude you give to her. And because of that, naging takaw-pansin siya sa nag-iisang multi-billionaire bachelor ng bayan nila, no other than Monching Valderama. He is one of a type na hinulma yata sa pinakamataas na uri ng species ng mga kalalakihan, gwapo, mayaman, very masculine and freaking playboy! Siya ang isa sa mga tagapagmana nina Don Alejandro at Donya Brigida Valderama, at dahil sa estado nila, he always get what he wants, at ang isa sa listahan niya...ay si Maymay, the woman he wants to taste, not just once...not twice, because he will be addictive to her. Abangan ang Badboy's Pleasure!

Margot belong to a very wealthy and respected family. Her parents never forget to treat her like a princess, she got everything she wants in life. Having a luxurious life is not new to her. As her parents spoiled her, they also remind her always to always look decent and respected woman to everyone. Delicacy. That's what her mother always remind her in every places she go. She had flings and her mother was okay to that set up, what her parents hate is to jump in every men she wants. Her parents, especially her father is against of early pregnancy. Even though she's old enough her dad's still doesn't want her to get pregnant by random man and not married. Marriage before sex, is the rule in there family. But what happened if in just one night she got her self pregnant by an unknown guy? How would her parents react if they will know it? Can she keep it to her self? And to add more to her problem the guy who she was sex with, just appears in nowhere and say he will support the baby without marriage. This guy, doesn't believe that marriage and was never in his mind to that stupid thing as he say so. How would she explain that to her parents? And how would she decline the guys offer if it's not only the baby she wants to support but to her also? She thought if they get married she will be happy but that's not what happened. He accused her of something she can't do and that is to kill their baby.

Cinderella Margaux Velasquez loathes Alessandro Maven Villantura, the first interactive activity they had way back in kindergarten. She never liked being next to him in the class seating arrangement, especially during recognition programs—her as the salutatorian and Aven as the irreplaceable valedictorian of their batch. At the beginning of their senior year, Cindy was relieved knowing that Aven didn't take the same strand she took but unfortunately she was never lucky. ABM and STEM students of their batch have to share in one classroom for the reason that both strands have the least number of students. Admins decided to save the spacious classroom for the other strands that need it more than them so yes, she still has to spend her senior years next to Aven as usual. Cindy's hatred towards Aven grows as time flies but then that stupid senior ball happened.

Meet Shahzahna Carey. Beautiful, talented, witty, and smart. At an early age, she became the breadwinner of her family. Being a responsible daughter, she would do anything to uplift their life. But what will happen when she met Jeff Musk and turn her life upside down? Meet Jeff Musk. Breathtakingly handsome, rich and famous. This guy perfectly fits the role of every girls' ideal man. For him, sparks begin to fly. He wants her. She doesn't give a damn. Annoyed and disturbed, shooing him away. Read the not so LOVE-HATE story of Shahzahna and Jeff. You'll surely enjoy this!

Twinkleann, an orphan turned princess was strucked by cupid's magical arrow when she unexpectedly developed a crush on one of the famous Guevarra cousins, Zooey Ruan Guevarra. And just like how fast she fell for him, she started to hate him. But some stupid cupid have mistakenly played along with her heart and she was forced to marry him in order to protect what her grandfather had left her. Her then so ordinary life turned not-so ordinary for she is an ordinary girl no more! What comes next shall be revealed on each chapter!

Tentang Rayn yang tak pernah melihat perjuangan Alexa dalam mempertahankan hubungan mereka. Akankah gengsi Rayn menghancurkan hubungan mereka? Ataukah Alexa mampu mempertahankan hubungan mereka? Karena percuma saja jika hanya satu pihak yang berjuang. "I love you for now and on no matters how your reputation i still do and i just hope you wanna say to the moon and back, baby. As proof that i'm not stupid of this relation-shit."

Fantassia was so inlove with her bestfriend since they were just a kids, so inlove that she could give her precious gem, her virginity, to her only bestfriend once they grew up and when they turned in a legal age. Even they were just a kids she knew to herself that she really love him, she promised to herself that she would do everything for him. One day he told her to wait for him because he has something to say, she's waiting for him to their favorite place to play. She's ready to confess her feelings towards him and she knew he's feeling the same way, she's just waiting for him to confessed too. She's patiently waiting for him until dusk when her mother came out of nowhere telling to her that her bestfriend, Callan, and his family left the country. After that day she cried her heart out and she started to loathe and hate him, he made her feel stupid and she felt humiliated in front of everyone for waiting like a pathetic kid. Since then, she promised to herself again that she will forget him and her feelings for him. Years had been past Fantassia grew up into a fine and gorgeous lady that every men would do anything just to get her attention, but the old Fantassia who's sweet and caring to everyone was gone. The new Fantassia is a difficult person to deal with, she's so hard to please and a high-standard woman.