Stupid Witty Quotes Novels & Stories

Quincy looked down at him and coldly said, “Get lost.” Jace clutched his stomach and curled up in pain. His thoughts kept screaming in his head. “Xena, I’ll kill you. You ruined everything! So that’s why Winnie hates me… It has to be her… It’s all your fault!” I crouched down and looked at Jace’s miserable face. “So this is your so-called pure love and hard work, Jace? This is your so-called true love? Wake up. She was only using you as a stepping stone. You were just too stupid to see it.”

"Neither do I." "So don't do something dumb," Justine said dismissively. "And things will get better." "Stupid in what way? Are you capturing alive rottens for some lunatic researcher to experiment on?" Peter inquired; his brow furrowed. "You better stop being a savvy ass here now, guy," Justine said, beaming. "Better to be a clever one than a foolish one," they both joked as they smiled at each other, and I felt much better about our predicament.

“I was just commending him for not doing anything stupid last night and this morning.” “I don’t always do stupid things.” “Don’t you?” “Brian, do you think so too?” “Scott, what is stupid?” Brian asked “Stupid is someone who trusts someone even when it is obvious that they shouldn’t.” “Then, he is stupid, isn’t he?” Brian whispered in Scott’s ear, and Nicholas immediately began to chase them around. “I guess you decided to forgive him eventually, despite all the suffering his father caused and the one he almost caused.” “He is my only living relative now and it seems like the only one that could keep Brian happy for now.” Maya raised an eyebrow and said, "It is not what you think. That was m

"I swear, you are such a ding-a-ling!" "Will you stop hitting me?!" he growled, rubbing his head again. "I'm already dumb and you are making it worst!" As much as I was annoyed with my best friend, I couldn't help but laugh at his statement. True, Wade is a bit slow, but he isn't that retarded slow; but for making him admit to himself that he's dumb, it's just taking the piss. Oh, the idiocy of it all... "Glad to be some amusement to you," he said, clearly annoyed. "Geez, I might as well make a career out of being a human punching bag."

“VibeWatcher @WtfIsWrongWithThisBlog maybe instead of silencing her, ask yourself why her pain bothers you so much.” Can you see that? A typical example of the stupidity I talked about. And there was much more like that in the comments. Each one tagging me to make a point. A stupidly dumb point. Why was I even coming to read them, or try to-to- argh! These people, these women! Just what were they thinking?

You foolish mind 😒😒😒 What did I do 😱😱😱 just admit that he made you a fool. It's true. Why are you calling me a fool 😎😎😎 Shut up and get lost 😒😒😡😡 Okay💃💃💃💃 but Hayat didn't do it right. She forgot to remind you that he also called you shortie 😂😂😂 Just get lost before I make you go. Cheater, foolish mind 😡😡😡

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

"When I say you lots are foolish, it'll look like an insult, when in the true sense it's actually a compliment. You lots are worse off, than being termed foolish. And Look, I am beyond appalled by your shallow-mindedness and the gibberish that's oozing out of your mouth." "Yeah, I know. There are other werelions out there, but should we wait for them to come to us, before we take 'em down. Nah, y'all should know better. But since, you lots do not know anything, I'll generously take the burden of educating you over and over again."

Dumb right? I bumped into someone when I took the next turn sending their drink flying out of their hand, and all over my shirt. I reached for her hand to hold her steady, she almost slipped. “Oh, my God, you have no idea how sorry I-” The woman did not even let me land. “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? CAN’T YOU WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING? ARE YOU STUPID, OR DUMB, OR JUST PLAIN BLIND?”

Well, I fucking opened myself up to that one. “As a solution to a problem I in part caused,” I say emotionlessly. “I’m going to assume by the vague answer, you don’t wish to discuss it.” “You’re very astute for a human,” I commend her. Her face slips into an emotionless mask, “Yes, we mere mortals are quite astute. We’ve also mastered fire and invented the wheel,” she says sarcastically. “Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit you know.” “At least one of us has some,” she says, taking another sip of her drink.