Stupidly Funny Quotes

Leïla vivait pleinement sa vie sans problème ni soucis, elle est jovial, innocente, fragile, gentille et serviable, unique fille de ses parents, Leïla verras sa vie basculer du jour au lendemain à cause de la venue soudaine de sa tante qui, aussi serait sa belle mère au final.... mais est-ce réellement un mariage forcé ? Où pas ? Venez lire l'histoire de Leïla et Cheikh vous ne serez pas déçu car les suites seront croustillant

"You are fucking mine .only i have right to kiss those plump lips . I fucking own your soul. Somia is only Haris's ." Saying this he smashed his lips to mine "Jaana . I might be a playboy back . But its my first kiss . You know according to me lip and forehead kiss is just a symbol of love but I accept it today" saying this he again smashed his lips to mine ................................. "How many kids you want in future?" My eyes widened at her question. Is she for real. "Ooooooo!! you are blushing at the name of kids . So cute!" saying this she pulled my cheeks and suddenly kissed me on my cheeks.She looked down getting embarrassed by her act . She did this unknowingly. I was shocked. .............. She came forward but suddenly she tripped by her dress but I caught her . Our eyes got locked and it seems like the world around us stopped . She fit perfectly in my arms. I can feel her accelerated heart beat. Her rosy lips were the first thing which was making me hard in my pants.Her smell was super intoxicating. ................. We have always heard that there are 6 identical individuals of a person. Is it true? Lets see!! It is always said that opposite attracts. Somia a young girl living in the city of saints, belongs to a middle class family. She is financially helping her father to make the both ends meet. A sweet bubbly self-made girl who knows how to deal with this cruel world. But what happens when she unknowingly falls for a cold hearted devil. Haris a cold hearted devil having several night stands . Love is not his cup of coffee. Join the journey of two opposite natured persons to know what happens when they cross their paths.

Bianca needs a refuge. She ends at a weird place… the « Crossroads café » well named as it stands in the middle of nowhere and manage to get a job there. Little did she knows that the Crossroads café is the place in between packs… the only space where différents groups of werewolves can stop to take a break.

Sa panahon ngayon, uso pa ba ang fixed marriage? May naniniwala pa ba do'n? Sa katulad ng mga mayayamang businessmen, para mas tumagal at tumatag ang negosyo,kailangang magsanib pwersa ang dalawang pinakamamalakas at matitibay na pamilya sa linya ng mga business tycoon sa pamamagitan ng pagpapakasal sa mga natitirang successor ng bawat angkan. That is why sad to say, 4 na taong gulang pa lang si Haya Gail Montero ay may fiance na siya. Kung sino pa yung pinakasusuklaman mo siya pa ang pinagkasundo sayo. Para makatakas sa walang kwentang kasunduan, babaliin nina Haya at Vincent ang nakasaad sa kontrata na within 30 days ay dapat ma-inlove sila sa isa't-isa. They will make it , within 30 days, kailangan nilang ma-inlove sa iba para hindi matuloy ang nakatakdang kasalan. Will they break the curse of the contract? or contract will be the way for them to fall in love with each other?

Ty was born unlucky. An omega to a cruel pack, he was used and abused, till finally it went to far. When he ends up pregnant he is forced to flee to save his baby, and winds up meeting a rather peculiar gamma wolf.

Happy-go-lucky Xiao Ni's life slowly turns into chaos ever since she got involved in a scandal. To prove that she isn't get dumped by her ex-fling, Xiao Ni pretended to be in a relationship with her ex-boyfriend, The infamous President Wang. Chaos was inevitable as soon as Xiao Ni and Wang Kai got together, not to mention the dark past that haunting both of them. People say love always wins, so could Xiao Ni and Wang Kai's love win against all the odds? Join me in a crazy adventure of President Wang's Rebellious Wife. Hi everyone! This is the author of Rebellious Wife of President Wang. You might find my book on another platform. However, I guarantee you this is the best and most updated version from another platform^^ I also corrected grammar and slightly changed the story into more enchanting.

The older sister of Emma LaRue wasn't looking for love. In fact, the last thing Kaylee LaRue thought as she attended her sister's Caribbean wedding was that she would meet a man as confident as Owen Parker. The suave businessman oozed charm, and when that charm was directed at Kaylee, it gave her pause. She couldn't be sure if the man was actually interested in her or just interested in a good time. In reality, Owen Parker had never met anyone like Kaylee LaRue. The quiet girl from Iowa made him forget to breathe the first time he saw her. When he tried to work his magic, her wit proved to be a match for his, and his charms had no effect. He knew what it looked like- she probably thought that he wanted to have a vacation tryst with her just as Jack Saunders had with Emma. Nothing could be farther from the truth. Kaylee tried hard not to yield to his advances, but their last night in the Caribbean was simply magical. After a passionate night spent in the arms of Owen, Kaylee ruefully observed that there was no fake wedding to keep the two of them together. As she flew home, she thought it'd be back to the same old life for her. She never expected Owen to show up at her door. However, this small town girl wasn't sure she was ready to change for this city boy. When Kaylee tried to fit into Owen's world, everything came crashing down. In the blink of an eye, what seemed like a strong foundation suddenly found itself built on a pillar of sand. Would their relationship blossom like Jack and Emma's, or would the two of them forever be haunted by the memories of rainwater kisses?

Hiwalay ang mga magulang ni Laarni Villegas. Ganun pa man kahit hiwalay ay busog siya sa sustento at suporta sa bawat panig. Kaya naman nang piliin niyang maging isang volleyball player ay walang kontra ang mga magulang niya.  Hanggang sa makilala niya ang isang Kyre Mendoza, gwapo, matangkad at nag- uumapaw ng sex appeal na laging nambulabog sa kanya tuwing may laro siya. Isang CEO na may-ari ng team kung saan siya miyembro bilang isang manlalaro.  Paano maiwasan ni Laarni ang isang Kyre na walang ibang ginawa kundi ang palaging pagpapa- cute sa kanya? O dahil sa kakulitan ni kyre ay magiging magkalaro sila sa larangan ng pag-ibig?

"I wonder if I'll ever find love. Maybe so. Maybe not. Someday I'll know." Most supernaturals try to stay out of the spotlight. More so if you're hunted by not just humans, but other supernaturals as well. So 17-year-old Cayce Vance did just that, keep quiet and be invisible. But because of recent events, he moves to a small town near the ocean, away from the hustle and bustle of a metropolis. Here, Cayce hopes to live out his senior year in peace. What he doesn't know is that he's moved right into werewolf territory. And not just any werewolf territory. The werewolf king's territory. The new king of the werewolves, Bennet Fitzroy, has just turned 18, the age when you find your mate if you're a werewolf. He yearns for his mate, whoever it may be. What happens when he learns that his mate is a creature that is half-demon half-angel? And how can Bennet love something that he doesn't know, and how can Cayce love what he fears? A teen romance between a big alpha teddy bear and a tiny cute beastie.

She is the daughter of an exiled maid. He is the heir of a wealthy leader. She is shunned by her rank. He is praised for it. She's the Omega. He's the future Alpha. Ava Rose and Jace Weston. Two opposites bounded by destiny. On his 20th birthday, Jace Weston reaches the day every Wolf eagerly awaits; today he would finally meet his mate, the one true soul chosen by the Moon Goddess to bond with him for eternity. But what if his true love, his mate isn't entirely what he hoped for?