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No Longer Shadow Of My Sister: Divorcing The CEO
It isn’t forced or bitter—it is genuine amusement, as if Jacklyn has just told the funniest joke of the night.
"Sugar daddy?" Dawn muses, her lips curling into a smirk. "Jacklyn, is there anyone else in this room wealthier than my husband? If so, do let me know. Because as far as I can tell, if anyone here fits the definition of a sugar daddy, it’s Travis."
Jacklyn blinks, caught off guard.
Dawn takes her time, stepping closer to her husband. With a teasing smile, she gently tugs at his tie before pressing a soft kiss against his lips. "Let me introduce you to my sugar daddy—since you seem too young to understand who really holds that title."
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A Contractual Love
Like I was never poor.
My body lightened and I let myself fall asleep.
“Woaaa!!,” her mouth was open in shock. But she was happy for me. And she didn’t need to express that,
“You gotta tell me girl. Don’t tell me you’ve got yourself a sugar daddy,” she said as jumped on the cushions.
“Sugar daddy? Who tells you things like that? Aren’t you a minor,” I said as I wiped the kitchen shelf.
“I won’t be anymore in a couple of months,” she said as she came towards me.
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I ordered a baby daddy, not a crazy billionaire.
Because if this is some kind of reality show, I would like to resign.
I slowly turn in a full circle, no cameras. No director shouting, “Cut!” no hidden microphones.
Just a room full of people who are looking at me like I escaped from the psychiatric hospital.
I point at myself, “Can somebody please tell me what’s going on?”
Nobody speaks, are rich people allergic to conversation? I look back at the billionaire. “No offense. But you look way too successful to answer an online advertisement.”
“Yes.”
I shake my head stubbornly, “Why do you agree to be my fake baby daddy for two million dollars?”
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My Mafia Sugar Daddy
Two years had now become a matter of days.
Dylan felt some sort of sadness that she had to make Kathrine a part of her plan. This was the only way she would be able to get close enough to Andrew without causing suspicions. Dylan had thought about everything, from pretending to be interested in Anthony, to knowing Andrew would instantly want Kathrine. What shocked her was the fact that Andrew wanted to be her sugar daddy.
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MAYBE MEANT TO BE:A bride for Mr Antonio
“He does seem like a good guy. And he doesn't look like Antonio, which is a plus.”
Yuki grinned.
“Is it a match?”
“I think so”.
Angela replied.
“Yes! Now let's send him a message”.
“Hello I am Angela…29 years old single mother of one, care to chat.”
Yuki read the text out and sent the message.
They waited patiently for his reply.
“Look, I think this app is a silly idea. He is online, maybe he is not interested in being a single mother”.
“You are so impatient. Let's wait a little longer”.
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Make That P#ssy Wet (18+)
I giggled quietly at his reply.
“So, what's our topic for today?” I asked.
“Let's make sugar daddy happy,” he answered, looking deep in my eyes.
Sugar daddy? Ooh, I love this topic.
“You're going to be an eighteen-year-old girl, and I will be your sugar daddy, you desperately want money to buy the latest convertible car, but unfortunately, I'm in a bad mood, and you want to make me happy to get the money.”
“I love this plot,” I commented.
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Daddy's Naughty Girl
The only person I want to be messaging with doesn't have my number.
Sugar Daddy: Good girl.
Sugar Daddy: Why do you need money so badly?
Me: One of my scholarships fell through.
Sugar Daddy: Are you a virgin?
Me: Yes.
Sugar Daddy: Into bed you go.
I crawl into my bed, pulling the blanket over me. I roll to my side and take a picture. It's not sexy in the least, and I hit send, curious what his response will be to it.
Sugar Daddy: Perfect.
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Bloodmoon & Incubi Anthology
But one message wasn’t some cheesy pick-up line looking for a hookup.
MountHD: Hello, EMomma? I have no idea what I’m doing on this app. So pardon the awkward greeting.
MountHD? I guess I can’t judge. My kids made my username EMomma. At least his message came off as endearing. He’s unaccustomed to online dating and using dating apps.
EMomma: Hello, MountHD.
EMomma: It’s okay. I’m not sure why I’m on this either.
EMomma: My kids created the account. They think this is how to go ‘daddy’ shopping. *eye roll emoji*
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My Instant Husband (English)
[ To : 09751431143 ]
"Hey! Let me tell you! I didn't give my phone number to that man! So don't fool me! Are you stupid?! What do you think of me? a Fool? Why?" If I tell you where I am, what will you do? Are you a rapist or a con man?! Hey! I want to tell you that I have no money! My daddy has a business trip to another country! He's the only one who has a lot of money, not me! So if you want--If you want money, go to London first and kidnap my daddy!
[Message Sent]
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Live Suicide
Poor people must work hard every day just to put food on the table.
If you wish to apply for this job, please fill out the required information form.
Strictly prohibited:
• Fake name
• Fake address
• Fake call number
• And anything else about faking your personal information.
Remember: Once you’ve applied for this job, you can’t back out.
My mind became blank, and my hands moved on their own to fill out the form.
I will do this for my family, not for me.
Congratulations, your application has been accepted!
You are now an official Live Suicide participant. Please be prepared because you will be picked up in 24 hours!
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Frequently Asked Questions
Ugh, those 'uncle is my sugar daddy' jokes are so awkward, right? I mean, I get it—people think they're being edgy or funny, but it's just... uncomfortable. Depending on the crowd, I either lean into the absurdity with something like, 'Yeah, and he pays me in expired coupons and life advice,' or shut it down with a deadpan, 'Let’s not make family dynamics weirder than they already are.' If it’s close friends, I might roast back: 'Sorry, my uncle’s too busy being broke to sponsor anyone.' It’s all about reading the room—sometimes leaning into the joke diffuses it, other times calling out the weirdness works better.
Honestly, I’ve noticed these jokes often come from people trying too hard to be provocative. If it’s someone I don’t know well, I’ll just change the subject or give them a blank stare until they backtrack. Family humor can be a minefield, and I’d rather not let it turn into something icky. My go-to move? Redirect to a less cringe topic, like how uncles actually annoy us by asking when we’ll get 'real jobs.'
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