A Sharky Honeymoon
The day after the wedding, we were going on our honeymoon when Heidi showed up with their usual clique, urging Larry to go shark diving with them near a desert island.
I tried to stop them to no avail and was dragged along to a deserted island.
And before going into the water, Heidi changed tampons in front of everyone.
Blood is known to send sharks into a frenzy, and I tried to tell her to stay on the boat.
Instead of listening, Heidi called me out for being paranoid in front of everyone, and everyone promptly agreed, saying that I was making a fuss out of nothing and making Heidi look bad.
I expected Larry to stop her, only for him to snort at me. "You're just trying to make yourself look