Super Funny Jokes Tagalog

My husband, Trent Bradford, is a paranoid supermale who has only had eyes for me just because I saved his life during an accident. Using his status and money, he had my former fiancé sent abroad before forcing me into marrying him. After that, he forbade me from having any sort of contact with other men, even going so far as to make me wear a bracelet with a tracker embedded inside. Even so, he would shower me with nothing but love and would not tolerate anyone hurling insults at me. For example, he cut off ties with his elder sister, Lucy Bradford, and sent her away to a slum because she said I reeked of poverty. On one occasion, he even attacked Tess O'Neil, his childhood friend, and poured wine all over the latter for her purposely spilling some on me prior. Still, I couldn't bring myself to love him despite all he's done. In the end, he decided to undergo a reverse vasectomy so that he could make me stay. However, Lucy barged into our villa with a bunch of people on my first trimester. She wanted to make me lose my baby and said I was a disgrace to the family. Fortunately, Trent showed up when I was most vulnerable. Holding the evidence that Tess gave her, Lucy said, "Step aside, Trent! That baby inside of her isn't yours, but another guy she's been having an affair with! I have taken care of her for you!"

**When ambition blinds you to what truly matters, but one woman helps you see the light...** Victor Difabio once believed that winning the **Best Actor Award** would fill the emptiness in his life. He sacrificed everything—his time, his body, and his very soul—only to find that success comes at a devastating cost. The moment he finally achieves his dream, tragedy strikes when his beloved, **Phinea Lawson**, takes her own life, leaving Victor with nothing but a trophy and a heart full of regret. --- *"I need to make things right,"* Victor vows, awakening to find himself back in time, just before his wedding day. *"This time, I will prioritize your happiness, Phinea."* As he sets out to spoil her and repay the debts of his past, Victor embarks on a new project that intertwines their fates: an adaptation of Phinea’s favorite novel, **"Suddenly, I Know Nothing."** He works tirelessly to ensure its success, unaware of the profound connection between the story and their lives. --- *"You think you can change the future?"* Phinea asks, her eyes filled with hope and skepticism. *"What if the past is already written?"* Victor's heart races as he faces the challenges of fame, jealousy, and the haunting shadows of their past. With adversaries lurking in the wings, including Phinea's twin sister, **Peregrine**, he must navigate a treacherous path to protect the woman he loves. --- *"You don’t understand, Victor,"* Phinea says, tears glistening in her eyes. *"I’m not worthy of your love. I’m not even a true Lawson."* Victor steps closer, his voice firm. *"You are everything to me, Phinea. Your worth isn’t defined by your name. You are the woman who saved me from myself."* --- **What happens when a man driven by ambition learns that true happiness lies in love and connection?**

"What could that be?" I whispered to myself as I felt something moved so fast behind me. It was dark at night and I had only a dim-lighted lamp to see my way through this thick forest. "Oh my God!!" I shrieked in fear as I felt a hand wrapped around my waist as I perceived the smell of warm human blood from behind me.

"Selama itu membuatmu kembali dalam pelukanku, aku rela melakukan apa saja termasuk mengubah namaku menjadi Adam, bahkan jika itu membuatku harus membunuh seseorang" – Adam Alexander Blackwood – "Kurasa akulah Adam-mu. Kamu tercipta dari tulang rusukku, untukku. Karena itu, aku takkan membiarkanmu berpaling pada 'khuldi' lain." – Adam Valentino Belmont – "Jika aku boleh memilih, aku harap Adam yang ditakdirkan untukku bukanlah kalian berdua!" – Hawa Everalda – Eve awalnya hanyalah seorang sekretaris dari seorang CEO dingin dan perfeksionis, Alex. Namun, segalanya berubah setelah kesalahan satu malam yang memaksanya meninggalkan pekerjaan yang ia andalkan selama 5 tahun itu hingga tak ada pilihan lain selain menerima pekerjaan sebagai manajer seorang aktor terkenal namun problematik, Adam Valentino Belmont. Di tengah usaha Eve menaklukkan Adam yang liar dan penuh drama, kehadiran Alex kembali mengguncang dunianya. Alex datang, membawa tawaran untuk kembali—tidak hanya sebagai sekretaris, tetapi juga sebagai sesuatu yang lebih. Hati Eve pun terbelah. Haruskah ia memilih Alex, pria yang telah melukai hatinya tetapi selalu menjadi bagian dari masa lalunya? Atau Adam, kekasih baru yang problematik tetapi perlahan menunjukkan cinta yang tulus? Dalam konflik ini, cinta, luka, dan obsesi menjadi tali yang sulit dilepaskan. Siapakah yang akan menjadi 'Adam' sejati bagi Eve?

Nevaeh Rivera is just a regular girl trying to get through her last year of high school. On the outside, it looks like she has everything. Unfortunately, her home life is not so glamorous. Her parents have abandoned her, her boyfriend is a cheater, and her best friend is too busy to make time for her. The only bright spot in her life is her dream angel. Too bad that he's only a dream. Or is he? Mikhail Cross is an angel/ demon hybrid. Unfortunately, he's the only one of his kind. The supernatural council will only let him live if he can assimilate with humans. When the council decides to test him by sending him to High School, Mikhail doesn't expect to find his mate. The day that Nevaeh and Mikhail meet, is not quite a meet-cute. There is no love at first sight. However, there's a thin line between love and hate. What will happen when fate takes over?

Superhero, Inc. mampu membangkitkan kekuatan orang biasa menjadi superhero. Hino adalah salah satu remaja yang mendapatkan kekuatan supernya di perusahaan penyedia jasa superhero berbasis online ini. Sementara, di seberang sana ada barisan penjahat super dari Evil Factory. *** "Biar aku saja yang jadi superhero. Kamu jadilah perempuan biasa yang menunggu kedatanganku pulang setelah menumpas kejahatan. Jadilah seperti Mary Jane." "Aku nggak mau jadi Mary Jane.” "Oke kalau kamu mau jadi Gwen Stacy." "Aku tidak mau jadi seperti pacar-pacar Spiderman." "Oke, jadilah seperti Lois Lane." "Siapa dia?" "Pacar Superman." "Superhero juga?" "Cuma wanita karier biasa." "Aku tidak mau menjadi wanita biasa. Aku ingin jadi Wonder Woman."

As the son of Lucifer and Lilith, Fallon was cursed to live without a soul. Knowing that happiness was not for him; he was content with helping the weak. Bree is just a normal girl, living in a normal world. She never expected that there was anything beyond her human existence. That is until a tall, dark, supernatural male walks into her life and reveals that she’s the key to ending the world. What's a girl to do when the fate of the world is in her hands? What's a cursed male to do when his mission is to protect the most tempting woman in the world?

So there I was, stuck in this dark Victorian mansion for a whole freaking century, thinking I'd never get out. Then, out of nowhere, these two gorgeous girls swoop in and rescue me! I couldn't believe it, and we instantly hit it off. They showed me a whole new world I'd only ever imagined, and I was all about living a normal human life.   But just when I thought things were looking up, this vampire named Vivaldi pops up out of thin air, grinning like a possessed Jack-o'-lantern. I mean, a name like Vivaldi is bound to give you the creeps, right? He claimed I had some ancient first blood running through my veins and demanded that I sign some crazy blood contract with him—the kind of deal that comes with some seriously freaky consequences.   Vivaldi was trying to sell me the idea that this blood contract was his only lifeline, the only way to save his skin from something worse than death. But I wasn't some clueless newborn vamp; I knew better than to just dive into something as serious as a blood contract. Those things come with some heavy consequences, and I wasn't about to sign up for that without a second thought.   The problem was, if I didn't go along with his messed-up plan, he promised to make my friends' lives a living hell—the very people I'd started to care about. I was trapped between a rock and a hard place. If I decided to team up with Vivaldi, I'd be keeping him around, which is far from ideal. But if I refused, my friends and the whole town of Shadowvale would be in serious danger.    It felt like I was caught in this impossible situation, like I was trying to choose between two rotten apples.

It is against the law in the Gold River Pack to have a physical relationship outside of the mating bond. The morning after the Alpha Beta Ball, Hyacinth finds her life turned upside down when she wakes up in a stranger's bed. Forced from her pack she becomes a rogue. Little does she know, her ill-fated one-night-stand would lead to her being forever linked to the new young alpha--who is engaged to her step-sister Ashlynd. When a roadside rescue finds her returning to her pack after 6 years, she comes face to face the pack's new Luna, her sister Ash, and sees an opportunity to find out what really happened to her the night of the Alpha Beta Ball. With the help of her very special son, who has been gifted with powers beyond explanation, she looks for answers and justice. Who set her up that night? Why does her child have "superpowers'? And what is really happening in the small pack of Gold River?

The adventure story of the apprentice wizard Eden Noldorasga and his friends of different magical races in the city of Asgaphra. One of his friends - werewolf hybrid Garuda - was accused of being the culprit behind a horrible plot to usurp the city and enslave the common people. He and the rest of the group must find a way to prove Garuda's innocent, stop the plot, and find out the real mastermind of these things.