Super Funny Jokes Tagalog

"Did you just lie to me?" He asked in his lowly yet furious voice. She felt shivers running down her spine, as her heartfelt sinking. She tried to speak but couldn't find her lost voice, but she knew if she keeps him waiting, it could be dangerous for her, so she shook her head in a 'no'. But unfortunately, it was not convincing enough as he approached her, making her take a step back. Smiling sadistically at her whimpering body, he towered her. He licked his dried lip, sensing her fear and lowered to her level, purring in her ear, "On my lap, baby doll." ~ 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃| 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐇𝐔𝐌𝐎𝐑| 𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐃 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 ~ LOONA, University of Heros was established by dark Queen herself, in order to protect the super-powered kids, until and unless they are capable enough to protect themselves but others as well. The school was known for its powerful attire and not only providing students with high-quality facilities or topmost security but also helped them use their powers as the elementals. Saving herself she, recognised as a psychopath, dominated the whole super-powered school, alone. But what if she gets someone from her competition? Will she be able to save herself from the darkness of the universe? Especially when he himself is interested in getting the girl? 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: This story not only contain sex scenes but also have BDSM and DDLG elements. So VANILLA readers QUIET the story RIGHT NOW!

Yongsann Lim is a female talent manager at a well-known entertainment company. She initially fell in love with Greel Gomez but ended up marrying Greel's brother, Grantt Gomez. Their arranged marriage complicated Yongsann's situation, especially since Grantt is one of the artists she manages. They pretended to have a manager-artist relationship, hiding a dark secret from everyone. Their married life is devoid of love and is at risk of falling apart due to misunderstandings and doubts, fueled by their past. Will Yongsann and Grantt find it in their hearts to truly love each other and summon the courage to reveal their genuine relationship to the world? What will happen when the public discovers the secret of a superstar and her manager?

Camie has run away from his Amish community in search of freedom, and she will find him in the arms of Sky Tagger, a famous actor-singer whose scandals in his life follow each other at a hellish pace. But soon she will discover that the affection shown to her by Sky and which she naively believed to be love was just a bet.....she decides to run away...except that she discovered to be pregnant and to protect her reputation Sky was forced to marry her. How will these two, with different principles and lifestyles, manage to keep up appearances and get along? When only a baby and a mutual hatred united them? Between religion, tradition, the media, secrets and the opposition of their relatives... Sky and Camie get bogged down. But they agree on one thing. Everything would have been simpler if they weren't so scandalously attracted to each other...

In the process of ruling the kingdom by themselves. The four God's got themselves entangled which crumbled the whole kingdom. To make things right, a demigod was born. Will he be able to shoulder the responsibility?

Bintang Hainze mendadak bertemu Naina, wanita masa lalunya. Aktor yang sedang naik itu pun segera memanfaatkan kesempatan dengan membuat surat perjanjian yang tidak sanggup ditolak Naina. Lantas bagaimana kisah keduanya? Terlebih, Bintang tampak menaruh dendam kepadanya?

When the award-winning actor Cole William’s career gets mixed up in a scandal his management team quickly comes up with an emergency wedding plan. However, things take a different turn in Cole’s life when he’s unable to get along with his pretend wife leading to her disappearance from his life. Now he has to disguise himself to make his contract wife fall in love with him.

Satu pertanyaan iseng di fanmeeting, membuat hidup Laura berbalik 180 derajat. Candaan "Maukah kau menikah denganku?" harusnya berakhir dengan tawa saja, tetapi superstar introvert Rink malah menanggapinya secara serius. Kini, Laura bukan hanya jadi viral di jagat maya, melainkan juga ditekan oleh pihak agensi untuk menikah diam-diam dengan Rink, demi menyelamatkan karier sang Bintang tersebut. Imbalannya besar: uang, pekerjaan yang dicita-citakan, dan hidup mewah. Akan tetapi, bagaimana jika kebohongan itu mengaburkan batas antara sandiwara dan perasaan yang nyata? Bagaimana jika fans dan idolanya terjebak dalam pernikahan yang tak direncanakan, dan salah satunya mulai jatuh cinta sungguhan?

"This birthday has been absolutely amazing" he said wrapping his arms around my waist and putting his chin just above my right shoulder. "Bub, we barely just started" I chuckled. "Yeah but just looking at this beautiful view with you is more than enough to make me happy" he stated. I smiled then turned around so I'm facing him. I pulled down our mask since there weren't anyone else around. I gave him a kiss on the lips. "You realize how much I love you, right?" I said. He smiled. "How much do you love me?" he asked cheekily. "If I'm being honest, I love you more than love itself" I started making him smile wide. "I love you more than how much I love the scent of vanilla" I said. "I love you more than how much I love the moon and the stars" I continued. "I love you more than how much I love listening to music" I added. "Lastly, I love you more than I can ever love myself" I confessed. He looked at me lovingly. "Brielle" he said softly. "Yes?" I replied. "Will you marry me?" he asked. My heart skipped a beat. "Yes" I said. _ Gabrielle Margareth Rivero is a multi-talented woman. She travels thousands of kilometers away from home to work and achieve her dreams. What she thought was going to be a simple, laid-back and independent life in another country becomes one full with modelling, acting and guesting offers after her name ends up on the news. But then , her plan to stay single for who knows how long ends up in the gutter when she suddenly meets the guy of her dreams; Theodore King, a superstar and billionaire with the visual and charisma of a God and a heart of an angel.

Azazel Dark is one of the most powerful demons in the Supernatural World. To an outsider, he has it all; he's , rich, and a loyal friend. The only thing that has ever been elusive in his life has been the love of a mate. Driven by his love for his newfound family, he agrees to help the Supernatural Council find Marael, a serial witch with a thirst for power. What he didn’t count on was finding his mate caught in the middle of a supernatural tug of war. Zoe’s life has never been easy. The daughter of a maid and the illegitimate daughter of the man of the house; she learned at a young age that the only thing she could count on was her oddly mesmerizing singing voice, but even that has failed her lately. While she's out partying with her friends, she sees him- Azazel. Unfortunately, her life and that of her friends take a dangerous turn. And the only one who can help her is the man who makes her feel things she never wanted to feel. Can Azazel save Zoe from the evil stalking her and her friends and prevent the accession of on earth? Or will their newfound love be shattered by unknown enemies hiding in the shadows?

My husband, Trent Bradford, is a paranoid supermale who has only had eyes for me just because I saved his life during an accident. Using his status and money, he had my former fiancé sent abroad before forcing me into marrying him. After that, he forbade me from having any sort of contact with other men, even going so far as to make me wear a bracelet with a tracker embedded inside. Even so, he would shower me with nothing but love and would not tolerate anyone hurling insults at me. For example, he cut off ties with his elder sister, Lucy Bradford, and sent her away to a slum because she said I reeked of poverty. On one occasion, he even attacked Tess O'Neil, his childhood friend, and poured wine all over the latter for her purposely spilling some on me prior. Still, I couldn't bring myself to love him despite all he's done. In the end, he decided to undergo a reverse vasectomy so that he could make me stay. However, Lucy barged into our villa with a bunch of people on my first trimester. She wanted to make me lose my baby and said I was a disgrace to the family. Fortunately, Trent showed up when I was most vulnerable. Holding the evidence that Tess gave her, Lucy said, "Step aside, Trent! That baby inside of her isn't yours, but another guy she's been having an affair with! I have taken care of her for you!"