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Amalthea Romano is the most organized person you'd ever meet. From her closet, down to her study table, everything must be perfectly aligned. Ganoon din sa schedules niya! She's very goal oriented. She planned to graduate college, run the family business, get married eventually or maybe spend the rest of her life with her beloved pets. But one Sunday morning ruins it all. Papaanong biglang nasingit sa schedule niya ang maging babysitter?

PSYCHOTHERAPIST© ALL RIGHTS RESERVEDThis is a work of fiction. All of the characters, organizations, and events portrayed in this novel are either product of the author's imagination or used fictitiously.Rated SPG - 18+Matured Content  Not Suitable For Young Audiences.SYPNOSISSi Monica Esquibel. Ang simpleng mag-aaral na may dinadalang mabigat na problema. Ang problema sa pamilya't kaibigan ang mag tutulak sa kanya upang pag-tangkaan ang kanyang sariling buhay.Pamilya't kaibigan na magiging sanhi ng depression na kayang ka-haharapin, at dagdagan pa ng isang problemang di pwede kaninoman; Kahit sa kanyangPSYCHOTHERAPIST.

In order to take away her father's equity,she was frame by her husband and girlfriend. A paper divorce thrown on her face,she was force to go out of the house. Four years later she return with her son. "Mummy ",I heard that it is popular now,you wait, I will recognize one to support you!!! A few days later the son took back as super handsome guy who looks exactly like him.. "Mummy, you can rest assured, I checked, and ranked first in the global rich list, specializing in all kinds of dissatisfaction! Said her son confidently. Looking at the stunned woman gong ye thrown a paternity test coldly " Woman , when did you steal my spicies?" "Cheng liyue anger, which bastard slept four years ago self-repossible?!!......

"Does she no longer perform?" "Where is the Gracious Angel for hell's sake!" "There is no ballet world without her!" On the day the Gracious Angel, the world's most renowned masked ballet dancer disappeared from the eyes of the public, the world of ballet...died. But the disappearance of the Gracious Angel birthed the appearance of Tessa Rashford. Anything and everything that made her a human being was given wholeheartedly to the love of her life, Tony Williams. Her love for him was uncompromising but the day she found a wedding invitation bearing his name, Tessa's world crashed. This led to an encounter with the most powerful man the world has ever seen, Doreen Williams. A single act transformed her life again and this time, Doreen vowed he'd be damned to let Tessa go when he discovered who she truly is and her powerful family.

Handa kang ipagbili ang sarili mo kapalit ng buhay ng taong pinakamamahal mo?
Para kay Laura, ang sagot ay oo. Pero ang kapalit—isang kontratang nakatali sa dugo at isang lalaking kinatatakutan ng lahat. Si Nikolas, ang tinaguriang Mafia King na walang puso.
Ngunit sa likod ng malamig niyang mga mata, may mga lihim na mas mapanganib pa sa bala.
At nang mabunyag ang totoo na ang halimaw ay isa lamang palabas, at ang tunay na kasalanan ay konektado sa sariling ama ni Laura magsisimula ang laban sa pagitan ng pag-ibig at paghihiganti.
Dahil minsan, ang puso ang pinakamabangis na kontrata sa lahat.

Alex Cohen felt humiliated in every way for the money he got in exchange for marrying into his wife’s family. Until one day, his father picked him up in a Rolls-Royce...

⚠️ Bijak lah dalam bembaca,Novel ini banyak mengandung adegan DEWASA⚠️ Seorang pria menemukan dirinya bereinkarnasi secara misterius ke alam semesta Against the Gods. Kabar baiknya: Dia sadar sejak dia menjadi sperma. Kabar buruknya: Orang tuanya meninggal ketika dia lahir dan dia ditinggalkan di padang gurun untuk mati. Kabar baiknya: Dia diselamatkan dan diadopsi oleh Orang Suci Medis, Yun Gu. Kabar buruknya: Tuannya dibunuh oleh beberapa penjahat yang ingin mencuri Mutiara Racun Langit. Kabar baiknya: Kejeniusannya hampir menakutkan!

My dad was a zombie. My mom? Even scarier. She was an uber-powerful mutant. At the crack of dawn, she was already yelling, "Derick Olson! Don't make me come over there! What kind of zombie are you? Glued to your headphones all day—are those audiobooks really that captivating?" I rolled over in bed and promptly fell right off. Scrambling to my feet, I started tidying up my room in a flash, terrified she might actually make good on her threat. "Look at Mr. Hoffman next door," she hollered. "He roams the streets day and night, probably gobbled up more brains than you've read books!"

Completed***** Paperback version is available on Amazon. Jack who has a girlfriend, named Angel, fell in love with someone that he never once met. Being in a long-distance relationship was hard for both of them, but things became more complicated when Angel started to change. She always argued with him and sometimes ignored him which hurts Jack the most. Then one day, while resting in the park he found a letter with a content says, ‘‘FIND ME’’ he responded in the letter just for fun, and left it in the same place where he found the letter, and he unexpectedly found another letter for him the next day he went there. Since then, they became close, kept talking through letters but never met each other personally. Jack fell in love with the woman behind the letters. Will he crash his girlfriend's heart for someone he has to find? For someone, he never once met? Or will he stay with his girlfriend and forget about the girl? Sinong mag-aakala na dahil lamang sa isang sulat ay madudulot ng isang hindi maintindihang damdamin? Damdaming may mapupuntahan nga ba? Find out as you continue reading. Thank you and God bless.

Vira menaruh obat khusus ke minuman Dylan. Obat pun beraksi ke tubuh, yang membuat Dylan kelimpungan dan ingin menuntaskan dengan seorang wanita. Vira menyodorkan diri ke Dylan. Pria ini tidak mau terjebak dengan perawat genit tersebut, akhirnya sekuat tenaga pulang. Sesampai di rumah, Dylan telah mengguyur kepala dengan air es, tetapi tidak berefek. Akhirnya, dia nekad menuntaskan itu kepada Adista (perawat mamanya). Pagi hari Adista menghilang. Dylan kebingungan mencari keberadaan Adista. Bagaimana nasib Adista?