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~ Hailey ~ The storm begins before the sky even realizes it’s supposed to rain. By the time Ethan and I step out of the boardroom hand-in-hand, with our relationship declared, half the company already has it posted, reposted, filtered, captioned, and turned into memes. Kevin meets us outside the elevator looking like a man who has aged ten years in ten minutes. “Hailey… Ethan… the internet is— I don’t know how to say this but— the memes are disrespectful. Hilarious, but disrespectful.”

"Yes, baby. Better is good." She smiled and went back to playing with her toys. So innocent. So unaware of the battles being fought on her behalf. A news alert on my phone caught my attention. "Anti-Supernatural Protest Turns Violent in Boston. Three Injured." My stomach sank. The protest had been organized in response to our integration programs. A group calling themselves "Humanity First" demanding that supernaturals be expelled from human society. "This is because of what we're doing," I said to Lucian. "We're making things worse."

“And that guy’s some important mogul taking the helm of a bullish company? Mate, I don’t think its upward growth is gonna last any sooner.” “Dude thinks that just because he watches some action superhero movies on Netflix or Disney+ or something, and he’s suddenly a superhero of his own right! Haha, you can’t make this sh*t up!” Every member of the Northmob Council was seized by laughing fits. They did not try to hide their amusement and scorn behind any pretense. Some even laughed so hard that tears were rolling down their cheeks.

[Which fool has lost his mind to buy this kind of meat for one hundred million dollars per 1.1 pounds?] The one who posted such a statement clearly did not see the professionals’ analyses in Michelle’s live streaming channel before and did not know this kind of immortal demon meat could cure cancers. Moreover, it could prolong one’s life. Soon, those who raised doubts in Michelle’s live streaming channel received a slap in the face. Andrius spammed virtual gifts in the live streaming channel.

Ivory pulled her close and hugged her tightly. "Although when I stare at you all I feel like sending those fangs of mine through your throats for once trying to kill me but we've all made mistakes, been controlled by something you cannot change but continuous fighting wouldn't change shit, werewolves, Witches and Vampires now." Aiden said and stared at Sarah. " I think this is now a pack of Supernatural." Aiden said and they laughed as he pulled Obama and hugged him tightly. " I guess I have another bro in the team now." He added causing an eruption of laughter.

“MASTER, DO NOT DIE!” I hear some shuffling. “Don’t you dare take this opportunity to hug the master, Leviathan!” “What do humans need to recover!?” With my eyes still closed, I sneeze. Apparently, this made them panic further. “Ah!” “What is it now, brother Mammon?” “I used to hear rumors that when a human sneezes, their soul leaves their body! The only way to prevent it is to say a holy mantra.” “We’re fucked. We’re demons. If we say anything holy, we will burn.”

“Then how do you explain the basement or the chains?” Tim had always believed in the supernatural. In fact, ever since we met, he'd told me that he was trying to prove the existence of the supernatural, and I had never taken him seriously. Even now, it seemed laughable that the best explanation he could come up with was that I was living with vampires. “Weird kink, like I said before,” “Nah, it's more than that. Trust me. How do you explain their fast reflexes? Hell, how do you explain the loss of your memory?

The needed the help of the normies, those without any supernatural powers. Ben started his YouTube channel because of this. He'd started slow, but he'd posted a few videos that went viral. Now he was on the radar of those who frequented Supechan, a no-censorship-allowed message board dedicated to all things supernatural. They'd uncovered things that helped Ben. They'd even learned how the goblins had made it onto the text list for Grotesque which was invite only. They'd purged their list and had to start again, sending only coordinates for where the pop-up nightclub would be that evening.

mom told me it was a given to us but she never really went into details because I was a child, I should have asked her further “ I pulled her into me again. “ but this? I got it once when Tristan tried to bond with me during the blood moon night , lightning struck and when I woke up I had this” “ Do you know who these supernaturals are? “ I asked, stroking her head gently. “ Leaders, made to rule the wolf's age, but their main leaders were killed so then they ended up stranded because there's a connection that binds us together and without the leaders it can't happen “ She didn't need to talk, I knew who they were. “ Yet I killed them, I don't know how but I killed my parents and I only ha

Susannah said, moving ahead of Dave and Carson which got the two guys laughing, and instantly, the unknown figures vanished. " Wait, where did they go?". Susannah asked, looking everywhere. "Maybe they are ghosts". Dave said and laughed. "Come on, are ghosts real?". Carson replied to him with a question. "Are you fucking kidding me?. Beasts exist, werewolves exist and you're telling ghosts don't exist?". Dave replied to him hilariously. "Guys, I can sense Princess Diana's presence". Susannah said which made Dave and Carson move closer to her.