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But not about how he transformed, well not yet anyway. After they calmed down some. I nervously asked, "Hey, how do y'all um, feel about Supernatural beings?" They all looked at me funny. "Super what?" "Girl, what the hell are you talking about?" I ask them. "Like Vampires, Werewolves, Angels, Demons, shit like that. How do y'all feel about them?" I looked at each of their faces thoroughly, studying them closely. I saw many conflicting emotions in their eyes. Like they knew some things but were afraid of what someone would think if they voiced them. Silenced because of peer pressure. I knew the feeling too well. They started questioning me again.

The next best helper was YouTube. My heart dropped when I opened my phone and a message notification on my phone. Shakingly standing, my finger opens the social media app and message. In my mind, I knew someone was pulling a very sick joke on me. She was dead and someone had hacked her account and now was sending me a video message. “Faith,” my hand flew to my mouth and my feet almost crumpled to the kitchen floor, but I held on to the kitchen island.

I wasn't in the mood to get laughed at. "That's not how it works, darling. Sure they are supernaturals, and they have powers, and that's exactly the problem why it's more difficult to identify the true evidents than how they do it in your world." "What do you mean?" I frowned. "Well, you can never say which evident has been tampered with and which holds the truth. They can do it easily using their powers." I blinked, the reasonings perfectly making sense into my head. "Th-That's comprehensible. But then what about memories? They can check my memory. I'm not in possession of any powers. Therefore, I can't tamper with my memory or any other proof they want."

, I pointed out. “Because heaven forbid a male member of the Hart’s Hog ever do anything domestic other than grilling, paying the bills, or having sex! Hell would certainly freeze over”, she snaps, causing Meme to laugh so hard she snorts. “You’re damn fucking right”, I snap back, making Meme now laugh so hard she’s choking, but Jonny is staring me down.

"Wow. Give me three." "How about you pay 500?" "Gimme a sec." I text Bruce: Hey, big bro. I need $500. It's an emergency. Bruce: What? Zee: I think I got attacked by something supernatural. Bruce calls immediately, asking, "What do you mean?" "Bruh! I think this older guy I met is a werewolf or was trying to sacrifice me to one!" "Do you see what I mean, now? Dad and that heathen he married think everything I say is a joke, but we're not fighting flesh and blood, but spiritual wickedness in high places!"

I breathlessly panted out amidst huge cheers before flipping my finger at the commenting, bratty sextuplet siblings of mine. “DID KYLER DIE BECAUSE OF HER BAD BREATH ? HE DOES NOT SEEM TO BE RESPONDING OR WAKING UP AFTER THE DEATH INDUCING KISS!!” “I WON’T BE SURPRISED IF THE POWERFUL BLUE MOON ALPHA WOLF COULD NOT STAND IT. IT IS ACTUALLY ATROCIOUS AND CAN BE USED TO MAKE STINKIER FART BOMBS” “SAY NO TO BIOHAZARDS AND SAY NO TO SAMANTHA !!”

What are you planning? "Bring me two million, and I'll help you nail her." I stared at Summer. "Otherwise, I'll keep taking her money. "When you're making deals with the devil, you stand with whoever pays more.” "Goddamn it, Mark! One day, money's going to get you killed!"

I said, and he squinted his eyebrows. “What? This doesn`t make sense. How my parents being human summarized what the fuck happened to me, and why I woke up here in the middle of this clearing.” He said, and I took a deep breath. “Let me explain something not many know…” I sighed. “A couple of supernaturals most likely will have supernatural offspring, but in rare cases, they just get human offspring,” I said, and he squinted his eyebrows. “We call them recessive supernaturals,” I explained.

"Ha-Ha! Very funny!" I shouted angrily at him. I got scared for a moment since I thought its tru, but that's so stupid of me. The thoughts of Adam are making a fool out of me, the demons and shit. Now I am curious about heaven and the angels. I regained my normal breathing and scrunched my nose. "Why would you even believe a ridiculous joke?" He mocked me as he beamed, and it was irritating and adorable at the same time. "Don't you believe in the supernatural...?"

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"