You Swapped My Bags, I'll Swap You
"She got some parent to accuse me of stealing—just to humiliate me. And now I'm supposed to call it a mistake? My bag went missing and somehow ended up with her. Was I really wrong to call the police?"
Nearby, Jenny sniffled, her face streaked with tears. "Willow, I never meant to."
Melvin threw up his hands. "Fine! I took your bag! Go ahead, have them arrest me! But Willow, we're husband and wife. What's yours is mine too!"
I kept my voice even. "We didn't even register our marriage. So what exactly is there to call yours?"
Just then, our son, Finn Quayle, came running over. As soon as he saw me, his face fell. "Mom? What are you doing here?"
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