Tagalog Jokes 2022

"Hypersexuality is not a good thing. It was a need that I had to fill." -Gabe Howard BLURB Bata pa lamang si Dhalia Uson ay nakaranas na ito ng iba't ibang pang-aabuso sa mga kalalakihan. Hanggang sa magdalaga ito'y dala-dala nito ang mapait na karanasan. Ginamit niya ang ganda ng mukha at kakaibang alindog na sadiyang bumabaliw sa mga lalaking naiuugnay sa kaniya. Hanggang isang lalaki ang dumating sa kaniyang buhay. Tinanggap siya nito ng buong-buo at walang pag-aalinlangan. Nahanap niya rito ang tunay respeto at pagmamahal na matagal din niyang inaasam. Ngunit... Sadiya yatang mapagbiro ang tadhana, dahil lalong naging magulo ang mundo ni Dhalia magmula noon. Unti-unting gumuho ang lahat ng pangarap niya sa buhay. Maski ang kaniyang pagkatao na pilit niyang isinasalba ay naiwala niya ng tuluyan...

Janiyah finds herself reluctantly on the auction stage in a world where women are auctioned off for one-night stands because she is desperately trying to get money for her sick sister's medical care. Janiyah becomes increasingly uncomfortable as the auction goes on, especially when an unexpected bidder makes an amazing fifty million dollars for her.

Love turned into hatred, and now shes out for revenge. Losing her son will lead her to revenge. Iris Lou Ephraim is a humble woman who has never given up in a fight, but what if fate is her opponent? Will she still fight? She did nothing but love the man he adores, so why is fate punishing her? Don't think of her as a saint; she isn't. She is not easily thrown to the ground. She has the ability to kill you in an instant. Her outward appearance is that of an angel, but she is the devil on the inside. HATRED VENGEANCE, Is within Her. Let us investigate the mysterious life of Iris Lou Clifford, a woman full of mysteries.

Chris Valhalla a hard headed vampire is addicted in human blood. He can kill more than 10 humans to satisfied himself from his thirst. He never listen to anyone nor to his father. Until the day he went back to the Philippines, and meet Rem Faxe a college student who hated vampires and her twin Ram Faxe who joined "VAMPIRE ASSASINATION" group that kills vampire. She believe that vampires killed her both parents. What will happen if they meet? Can Chris resist his thirst? What if Ram found out Chris and the Squad are vampires? What if Rem and Chris fell inlove with each other? Can Rem accept Chris? Let us join Chris and Rem to their adventure in Vampire world. Let us drink blood and kill human along with their journey! "Every vampire has their own weaknesses; and that is the reason why they are dead." - Lord Valmont

Destiny really has its own way to let two people cross path especially when they less expect it. Isang kilalang modelo si Leilani Consorte. Noon pa man ay nagkakagusto na siya sa malamig, arogante at higit sa lahat, ang siyang nag-iisang lalaki yata na kailanman ay hindi magkakamaling patulan siya. But an insane chain of events knocked off her stilletos when suddenly, she found herself inside its mansion, being imprisoned by him. Instead of crying her heart out for being held captive, she saw it as an opportunity. Ginawa niya ang lahat ng pang-aakit para mahulog sa kanya ang mailap na puso ng lalaki. Makokontrol kaya ng aroganteng CEO ang kanyang bihag? O siya ang mabibihag nito?

Nagimbal ang mundo ng labinpitong taong gulang na si Elyne nang matuklasan ang isang sikretong matagal na panahong inilihim sa kan’ya. Dala ng matinding galit, unti-unting binago ng masakit na katotohanang iyon ang tahimik niyang buhay. Iyon din ang nag-udyok sa kan’ya upang tahakin baluktot na landas na hindi niya ginusto. Kailanman ay hindi niya naisip na ganitong kapalaran ang ibinigay sa kan’ya ng mapaglarong tadhana. Ni sa hinagap ay hindi rin niya naisip na magiging magulo ang kan’yang buhay. Maniniwala pa kaya siya na babalik din ang lahat sa dati? Maniniwala pa kaya siya na darating ang araw na mararanasan niyang maging masaya ulit? Maniniwala pa kaya siyang pagsubok lang ang lahat ng nangyayari? Maniniwala pa kaya siyang mayro’n pang natitirang pag-asa? Pero paano nga ba niya magagawang maniwala kung pakiramdam niya, pati ang Diyos na lumikha’y kinalimutan na rin siya?

Hinahanap ni Via ang hustisya para sa kanyang mga magulang, ngunit sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon ay kanyang matutuklasan na ang kanyang dating kasintahan na minahal niya ng sobra ay konektado sa pamilyang gusto niyang paghigantian at sirain. Makakaya kaya ni Via na ituloy ang kanyang paghihiganti? Ano ang kanyang pipiliin ang hustisya para sa kanyang magulang o ang kapakanan ng taong mahal niya?

{Warning: Some chapters of this story, entails erotic and matured contents. Read as you dim fit, or at your own detriment. Consider this an authors advise.} "My heart tells me this is the best and greatest feeling I have ever had. But my mind knows the difference between wanting what you can't have and wanting what you shouldn't want. And I shouldn't want you." • • • Keishana was reluctant to love the man her sister also loved so she did everything not to get close to him. But who would have thought that they would be so close to each other that they could hardly be separated? And in an unexpected turn of events, he fell on her and there was no other way to regain his love for her sister whom he had promised to marry. Will she be able to give up everything, including her family, just for the sake of the man she loves? Or is she willing to let go of everything they have to make her sister happy?

Demie Argento has been living alone in Italy since her parents died when she was 18. Until then, she worked hard for herself everyday, not noticing that she’s been out of her league. A 24 year old woman, who had just graduated. Living alone on their house, without gimmicks and fun. She then admitted to herself that she needs to spice things up, if she doesn't want to grow old, a virgin. And she will do that on her birthday, and that is on the day of Christmas. Right timing, their family friend invited her to spend the Christmas with them, so Demie's plan was immediately formed. She will surrender her virginity to Alastair, her childhood sweetheart. However , things went wrong. Because on that night, she surrendered herself to Alastair’s older brother, Alessandro. Will a mistake spice Demie’s life completely? Would they try to make it right? Or will it be just a forever hot mistake in Christmas?

Namulat na ang mga mata ni Brielle Isabella Lopez sa hirap magmula ng mamatay ang kaniyang magulang. Siya na ang tumayong magulang para sa kaniyang mga kapatid. Sa kabila ng hirap ay hindi niya sinukuan ang kaniyang buhay dahil dedikado siyang maabot ang kaniyang mga pangarap. Unfortunately, un unexpected night will happen. Ang inaakala niyang pagbabagong buhay ay mas naging maggulo, siya ang nahanap ng pinagkakautangan ng kaniyang magulang. In exchange for those massive debt, she needs to sign for a contract for their relationship. Kailangan niyang magpanggap bilang mapapangasawa ng milyonaryo na ito. How could she tame him? Para saan ang lahat ng pagpapanggap na gagawin nila? May tsansa pa bang mapabago niya ang malamig at nagyeyelong puso nito? Ano naman ang kahihitnan niya sa puder nito? Would it make her happy? With the cold-hearted man named Ezekiel Lewis Collins. How could she stay with him? What are the things that she'll consider in staying by his side?