Teacher Jokes For Adults

"He is her favorite teacher, she is his favorite student." Everything about Samantha Clarkson's new home is terribly uncomfortable, but her life in the school she transferred in is even worse. Elliot Villamore, the man she had a one-night stand with turned out to be her teacher, and she learns that he's engaged as well. She tries to ignore him, but they can't seem to keep their hands to themselves.

My name is Chris and I was publicly humiliated, flogged and disgraced by the Math Teacher, in front of my classmates. Embarrassed, in tears and angered I vowed to take revenge on him even though I know it would be very unlikely for me to do that since I am just a teenager, a high school student whereas he is not just my school teacher but an adult. However luck would shine on me when I heard the news that the Math Teacher's son would be transferring to our school. At last! I can finally get revenge on my Maths Teacher's through his unfortunate son. But I would get the shook of my life when I discovered the Teacher's child is not a HE but a SHE! The most beautiful girl I have ever seen. So what do you think? Will I continue with my plan of seeking revenge on the Maths Teacher's through his child? Or Am I about to fall in love with My Teacher's Daugher?

Student x Teacher | Touch her and die | Steamy | Forbidden | Brother's best friend | Age Gap | Enemies to lovers | Badass FMC He hates her. She hates him. For a year already, Mr. Adkins has been cruel to Norali. Her teacher keeps failing her, keeps making comments to her and keeps her late in class. She can't seem to understand why he has such an aversion to her, but she has been equally as mean back. He is mean, strict and has every woman swooning for him. Except for Norali. The loathing in his eyes, the way his hands turn into fists and his jaw clenches every time he sets eyes on her is enough for her to see right through his good looks. Most of the time. But he is the only one teaching the subject. There's no escaping him. And that's exactly how Jace likes it. Norali is his. His to hate, his to desire... His to own. He is in every way a control freak but only wants to have complete control of one person... His student who doesn't listen. He hates her. A sexy teacherXstudent book which will have you on the edge of your seat! Fun, forbidden, light-hearted and full of sexual tension.

"Oh, sorry, I didn't let you know earlier, she is my girlfriend, i had never loved you!" that was the words from Torian that shattered Lola's heart into pieces. Lola's life came crumbling the moment she met her boyfriend, Torian smooching and kissing another lady at his birthday party, he has been her childhood boyfriend and they grew up together falling deeply in love with each other, that was what she thought not until that day. Lola was so heartbroken and couldn't get over it, To forget the pain, she got herself drunk in a bar and had a crazy one night stand with a hot, sexy and charming man. It was just to forget the heartbreak and it helped her forget it, but then, that night with him couldn't leave her head. What happens when she meets him again in her new school in New York but this time he turned out to be her teacher, a strict and cold-hearted one feared by every student. What do you think will happen when he recognizes her? what happens when they falls deeply for each other, even as her teacher? They must avoid each other as the love is forbidden but it seem like fate has something for them.

Kelsie was humiliated during her first week of college when she caught her boyfriend cheating on her. Then she met the mysterious, but very hot new neighbor who was way too old for her... After his brother killed his first mate and stole his pack, Cain fled to hide among the humans until he could take revenge. But he never expected that his young human neighbor would warm his cold heart—and his wolf's desire. Then he started his new job as a college professor and discovered she was his student. What will happen when Kelsie senses the matebond and discovers that Cain is a wolf? Will she be able to convince her parents to allow the forbidden relationship? Can Cain protect Kelsie when his brother learns about his new, weak human mate?

Dane Marcelo, a young college teacher, he was the perfect male lead adapted from a movie: hot, manly, handsome and rich While she? She was a rebel at least that's what they thought of her. Stubborn, rude, arrogant and disrespectful, that was how people around her saw her except him. After experiencing heart break, he thought he will have time to get himself but he hasn't had peace ever since he met her "Some things are just irreversible as if they are meant to be"

Stephanie is a brilliant but nerdy student who gets bullied for her academic success. Dubbed "Teacher's Pet" by her classmates, Stephanie hatches a plan to get back at her tormentors by trying to seduce and then get her teacher Mr. Richard fired. However, her scheme backfires when she finds herself actually falling for him. Their secret romantic relationship begins to bloom, but the school's queen bee and Stephanie’s longtime bully Stacy has always had a crush on Mr. Richard herself. When Stacy discovers the forbidden affair between Stephanie and the teacher, she is furious and makes it her mission to destroy them no matter the cost. Stephanie struggles to make it through the school year as her academic future, social standing, and forbidden love all hang in the balance while her vindictive bully threatens to reveal the scandalous relationship. Will Stephanie’s connection with Mr. Richard continues even as it puts both their reputations and livelihoods at risk? Can she triumph over her bully's cruel schemes, graduate with honors, and find a way for her forbidden romance to survive?

"..as you can see from the title.. it's our last letter for you..", mom is sobbing as dad said that and he pulls my mom closer to him and kissed her temple, normally I would gag at their affections but this time I couldn't bring myself to do that. ".. we know you had so many questions you want to ask us about.. but time is still time.. we're mortal.. we can't run from it.. like we can't reach the edge of the universe no matter how much speed and power and technology we have today..", he then pauses.

Perjodohan tiba-tiba antara Arabella Swastika dan Rengga Aditama. Mendapat tanggapan yang berbeda dari keduanya. Rengga Aditama seorang pewaris dengan kecenderungan yang tidak diketahui banyak orang termasuk keluarganya sekalipun. Sempat frustasi oleh paksaan menikah dari Mamanya. Akhirnya menyetujui rencana tersebut setelah melihat foto gadis yang akan di jodohkan dengannya. Sekilas perhatian Rengga teralih pada gadis dalam foto tersebut. Membuat dirinya benar-benar tertarik dan antusias dengan rencana perjodohan tersebut. Lain halnya dengan Arabella yang lebih di kenal dengan sebutan Bella. Terkejut bahkan ingin menentang rencana orang tuanya. Namun setelah pertemuan pertama dengan Rengga. Berhasil mengubah pikiran Tika akan sebuah perjodohan. Berpikir mungkin inilah saatnya untuk membahagiakan kedua orang tuanya. Dengan menerima perjodohan ini. Rencana pernikahan berjalan, tanpa diketahui oleh Bella. Bahwa Rengga memiliki sebuah kecenderungan seksual yang menyimpang. Hal ini menjadi tantangan dan kepuasan tersendiri untuk Rengga. Stelah mengetahui perasaanya berkembang untuk Bella. Rengga sering kali menjadi bimbang dan plin plan akan sikapnya. Di satu sisi dia ingin menadapatkan kepuasan dengan terus membuat Tika hamil tapi juga tidak tega untuk menyakiti Bella. Sedangkan Bella, dengan segala sikap baik hatinya. Mampu menerima Rengga apa adanya tanpa mengetahui penyimpangan seksual suaminya. Akankah Bella bisa bertahan atau Rengga memilih untuk menekan kecenderungannya. Hingga sembuh dari penyimpangan tersebut.

(Cerita untuk dewasa, mengandung adegan 21+ dan plot twist) Semula Maura hanya ingin mendapatkan uang yang sangat banyak. Ia ingin pergi dan menjauh dari ayahnya yang sering memukulnya, karena membenci wajahnya yang terlalu mirip dengan sang ibu. Ibu yang pergi meninggalkan suami dan putrinya begitu saja, karena terpikat dengan rayuan pria yang lebih kaya. Ia pun nekat mendaftarkan diri ke sebuah situs terlarang yang memperjualbelikan gadis-gadis perawan dengan harga yang tinggi, dengan nama Virginity For Sale. Situs yang kemudian menghubungkannya dengan para pria kalangan atas yang akan membeli keperawanannya dengan harga yang sesuai. Kesepakatan pun terjadi. Maura dijemput dengan helikopter pribadi menuju ke sebuah pulau terpencil. Pulau yang hanya memiliki satu mansion mewah, dengan pemiliknya seorang pria misterius yang ternyata bukan hanya akan membeli keperawanannya, namun ternyata juga telah membeli... seluruh hidupnya. ***