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Begging for rejection

Begging for rejection

Okay, this shit got to stop, maybe I should try a joke or something? “Hello triple Ds” I say chuckling awkwardly and they just stand there not knowing what to say. “you know, because the names of the three of you starts with a D” I explain my bad joke. “Yah we got it” Dylan says with a fake chuckle, okay, maybe that joke can still be saved. “I’m a double D myself” I say laughing liking my own joke and all their eyes instantly go to my breasts. I choke in my laughter when Derek lets out an angry growl and I sink further inside my hoodie while Dylan starts counting the specks of dust on the floor and Dean find the light fixtures very interesting all of a sudden.
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Aegis Group Task Force

Aegis Group Task Force

"I have a sense of humor, thank you very much. I just don't find your fart jokes funny." Felecia snickered. "Everyone likes a fart joke, Moana." Harper waved his fork at Kelsey. "I don't care who you are. Fart jokes are classic." "Stop calling me Moana." Kelsey rolled her eyes. "They're disgusting." "You're disgusting." "Your mom's disgusting." Jamie's brows shot up and he covered his mouth with a fist. "Oh." "Now who is being immature?" Harper's grin only widened. "Your mom jokes are classic. Everyone knows that." Kelsey waved her hand.
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The Transcendent Zombie System

The Transcendent Zombie System

Lucas looked at the dozens of Wild Bull Dark Races in front of him and said, "Is there anything funny about this?" A Rank 5 Earth King Ranked Realm Wild Bull said to Lucas, "Human, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life. Don't you think it's funny!?" ...
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Mavis Archbold
I've being reading the charismatic son in law Charlie wade great book but this having to wait everyday to read more chapters is pathetic a lot of what is written doesnt need to be in it why not just get on with the story about Charlie im up to chapter 2244 I think they drag it out to get more mone
James Benton
I genuinely love this book, only problems I have with it is the fact that he never actually travels with the people he gets to join him (hattie Mia etc) I wish there were more interaction between them all. second is that there are only 2 or so chapters a day....I have plenty of coins to waste...
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The Alpha's Weakness

The Alpha's Weakness

We were acting like a human couple on their first dates, I thought. "Care to share the joke?" He continued with his bored look. "I hope I'm not in it." I covered a giggle and then straightened myself to give a serious reply. "I just thought of a funny joke. That's all." "Enlighten me." He leaned back and smiled a challenge at me. I searched my memory for all the jokes I have heard or read, found one and cleared my throat. "Okay, here goes: what do you do when a werewolf eats your candy?"
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My Hot Forbidden Neighbor

My Hot Forbidden Neighbor

Forgot to tell you sooner. He had sent me messages almost three hours ago. I smile and reply. Me: That’s Ok! Sorry I didn't answer you sooner. I didn’t feel like attending, so I skipped. As we reach home, I behold myself to receive some lame one-liner about skipping classes. Some of his jokes are funny, but sometimes these are so stupid it makes me chuckle, wondering why does he even bother? “Did you know that a waffle on a California beach is called a Sandy Eggo?” He had tried this joke last evening.
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Traci Williams
This book is exceptional. There are some errors, but nothing so horrible to take away from a great story. The plot has great development, characters are well though-out with great backstories. A couple of loose ends, but I’m super happy with the ending for our protagonists. Waiting for the sequels!
Mia McGreen
Okay, first the blurb is Intresting!! But the novel is just on another level!! hahha... not much a fan of highschool romance and drama and all but this hooked me up from the start!!! No spoilers ...... but Love Nat alot!! and uuurghh hate West, she deserves someone better!!! yeah Jocob ofcourse.
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Accidental Bibliophiles

Accidental Bibliophiles

When my joke lands she tilts her head back to laugh, shaking her head as she looks at me. "You're ridiculous." She says. "You're smiling." I respond. She gives me that warm look again and I wonder what's going through her mind at this moment. "You got any other ones?" She asks and I wrack my brain for any other dad jokes. "Um... The circus lion ate the clown but didn't finish." I say. "Why?" She asks. "Because he tasted funny." I respond and Harper chuckles again. "More." She teases, but I just shrug.
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Lustful Hearts

Lustful Hearts

Jоеl сhuсklеd lоudlу оbvіоuѕlу fіndіng the whоlе thіng соmрlеtеlу аnd uttеrlу hіlаrіоuѕ. “It’ѕ nоt funny, Jоеl,” I fumеd, соmрlеtеlу еmbаrrаѕѕеd by thе fасt thеу knеw whаt I ѕоundеd like in the moment. “Oh іt іѕ, Iz, come on, сrасk a ѕmіlе,” hе tеаѕеd.
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Tammy McAlpine
Great storyline! Love the characters... Laughed, cried, got angry... some parts were too drawn out others too short. A few grammatical errors, but overall a truly great read!!! Definitely would recommend it to others!
Miley
I really love this book. Huge character maturity over time. Unique story for this platform. You will fall in love with the characters and may even gain a new "book boyfriend" out of the read. The book is not short, but that makes it better to follow the roller-coaster love story. Great job, author!
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HER GAY BODYGUARD (ENGLISH)

HER GAY BODYGUARD (ENGLISH)

He's just kidding? Is he fooling me!? That's funny right?! That's a badass gay! I stood up and slapped him on the cheek. "What? What was that for??" He asked in shock while holding my slapped cheek. "If you make a j-joke, make sure it's funny okay." I smiled at him.
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A Joke That Went Too Far

A Joke That Went Too Far

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.
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One Joke Too Many

One Joke Too Many

Bright and early the next day, I showed up at the office as usual. I ignored the whispers and stares, and made a beeline for my desk to start clearing it out. That was when Lily waltzed over, oozing fake sympathy. "Janice, can't you take a joke? "Come on, it was just a little toilet cleaning. Why'd you have to go and tell Mr. Hoffman you're quitting? No need to blow things out of proportion. "Look, I'll even dip into my own wallet and toss you a little extra cash to make up for it.
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Frequently Asked Questions

Knock-knock jokes are timeless, but the real magic happens when you twist the classics. Imagine this: 'Knock knock.' 'Who’s there?' 'A broken pencil.' 'A broken pencil who?' 'Never mind, it’s pointless.' The absurdity of a pencil being 'pointless' is what cracks me up every time. It’s dumb in the best way—like the humor equivalent of comfort food.

For a darker twist, try: 'Knock knock.' 'Who’s there?' 'The FBI.' 'The FBI who?' 'Open up or we’ll break down the door.' It’s edgy but still silly enough to land. The key is delivery—pause just long enough before the punchline to let the tension build. Bonus points if you deadpan it like you’re delivering tragic news.

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