Funny Dirty Jokes For Adults Novels & Stories

I growled and snapped at him. Dumb hooked his hand into the waist of my shorts and yanked them off, he tossed them over his shoulder. He started to push my sweatshirt up. Dirty said, "Open your mouth wide bitch." He had opened the front of his jeans, his cock was in his hand, he was stroking it. Dumb grabbed me by my hair, "Yeah, open wide baby. You're gonna get a mouthful." He laughed. He yanked my hair hard and my mouth opened as I screamed. Dirty pushed his disgusting cock into my mouth.

At this point, I had given up already, and I was just hoping that the worst wouldn't happen. To think that I was being manhandled by this man, and none of them could ever help me. "Mere looking at her, you'd know that she is very fertile. She will definitely fill your home with plenty wolf babies." The emcee said, and they whole audience started laughing at me, again. I was just so pained. Here I was, sitting down in front of an audience of men who loved to capitalize on the weaknesses of others. The most annoying part of it was that they were actually laughing like drunk fools who had lost their minds. In all honesty, I actually didn't find anything funny in all the naughty jokes that they

He gently bit my skin and pressed hard inside my vagina when he found the G-spot, “How will he react when he sees his best friend doing this with her uncle?" He emphasized the word "uncle" as a way of teasing me. Pulling my hand down to touch the swollen in his crotch, he groaned in a low voice, "Little doll, this place needs you now." I was startled and tried to pull my hand back, my voice was about to fade as tears welled up in my eyes, "Please..." “Please thrust inside you?” His low laugh added to the excitement. I gasped and shook my head. But my pussy's constant flow of wetness betrayed my refusal. I really didn't expect that I would go crazy because of this lustful and dirty joke and I

Thank God for Hawaii. I tried my best not to stare, but he caught me every time I was gawking at him. I really had to work on that. And as always, he used every opportunity available to make dirty jokes or poke fun out of my virginity. Like this one time, we were just chilling on the sofa, watching TV. He was eating dried cherries – healthy snacks, of course for the athlete—when he suddenly turned to me and said, "You know what I was thinking? Someone really needs to pop that cherry of yours before it's all dried up," while holding onto a dried cherry and popping it in his mouth. I responded by smacking his face with a throw pillow.

“Now. The laugh. I heard you yesterday, when you thought no one was listening. It’s too high.” He stopped in front of me, tapping his own chest. “Elion’s was deeper. From here.” The gesture was intimate. Unexpected. I flinched. His jaw tightened instantly. “Try again,” he said. “I’ll tell you a joke. It’s a terrible one. Elion hated it.” He told it anyway... something painfully unfunny involving a squirrel and a priest. I forced out a weak chuckle, the sound thin and hollow. “No.” The word cracked like a whip.

“You…Oh! Seriously? They have?” “No, not really… not what or where you are thinking!” Aldo glares at Aiiden who seems stunned that his own joke went so wrong. I may have kissed Aldo’s ass cheeks while playing with his ass, but he’s the one who performed anilingus, not me. It was quite enjoyable, but not as much as his cock filling me while he thrusts. “Can we just drop the subject?” Adia and I say at the same time, causing the guys to laugh.

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

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"I could drop you in a puddle if I wanted to." Damn Lavigne, he says it like he relishes the idea. Like it would offer him great pleasure to see me all wet and muddy. My fingers grab his dark hair harder, and my vision turns black. "If you drop me, then I will kick your ass." Dior laughs. "I rather you spank it." I shriek, and Dior laughs in response, massively amused. I don't know where the dirty joke came from, but my nipples are already hard—anyone with eyes can see Dior has a bubble butt.

“That guy's breath stinks like rotten potatoes.” If I wasn't so occupied with playing detective for the man who got my best friend knocked up, then I probably would have laughed hard at the joke. But I continued my list, naming every man I could remember Ashley ever dating or briefly mentioning. With each guess, I was met with a denial, a chuckle or an amusing laughter.