The Hilarious Husband Novels & Stories

The husband said and pecked his wife's cheek before heading to the restroom. Charlene breathed slowly, she glanced at the woman beside her. She took a sip of champagne and smiled at Charlene. “You're beautiful–” Charlene didn't pivot her head to look at the woman beside her, she thought she couldn't be talking to her. She was still looking around when she felt a soft tap on her shoulder. “You come with your husband?” Puzzlingly, she parted her lips. “Um, no. I came with my dad.” She answered nervously.

He winked “Are you sure?” “Hmm” He nodded “I want to go the beach” “Is that all?” He asked and I nodded “Then the beach it is,” He said and took my hand as we left the office “Awwe I have the best husband ever” “Say it again” He smiled bringing his ear closer, “I said I have the craziest husband ever…” “Oh come on Emma you're lying…..” He pointed like a baby but I ignored him and continue laughing, the staff were surprised to see us happy after what happened, they were all looking at us

I forgot that he was with us. "It looks like you're having fun talking," there was a joke in the tone of his voice. "Don't wish for more Dylan, you'll only get pissed off at Dianna. Is she made to believe too much om his husband's lame reasons?" I slightly elbowed Chelsea. "Is your husband Dave, not coming?" I will ask. "He said he'll just go, there's something important that needs to be finished." "Ah, he's good to be with you. I really can't wait for my husband to finish his pile of work at his job."

That wasn't even the least bit funny, I was pretty sure no one except Luca had found that joke funny, and as I looked around discreetly at the people whose eyes were now on our table, I couldn't help feeling utterly embarassed. Now they were going to think my husband was a dweeb. Great, just fucking amazing. "What the hell? That wasn't even funny," I said to Luca once everyone had looked away from us. He looked at me for a while with a blank expression before he said, "it was funny to me." That was all he said before he looked away, signalling the end of the discussion and I just held my head in my palms. There was no way everyone was going to believe that we were a happily married couple, I

Husband stared right at me, laughing his heart out. "Don't laugh at me," I scoffed at him, looking down at my plate again and seeing no other option than to eat like a normal person. I could not believe how everything learnt had been wasted on me. I acted like a caveman most the time, totally blaming it on Husband and his cave. I picked up the fork, nearly stabbing him with it as he could not stop laughing. "I got it all on video by the way." He said, waving his phone. "No, please tell me you didn't." I shot back, shocked and suddenly feeling so embarrassed.

Maxwell felt warm in his heart. He took a step forward, stood shoulder to shoulder with Sonnet, and held her hand tightly. After hearing Skylar's words, everyone turned their heads to look at Sonnet and Maxwell in surprise. Sonnet said coldly, "Skylar, don't talk nonsense, my husband is not a fool!" "Yeah, Sonnet's husband looks wonderful, he is nothing like a fool. Skylar, don't spread rumors!" Juliette spoke for Sonnet. "What's the point of being good-looking? You'll know if he is a fool after a few words with him! I met them in the restaurant before, and her foolish husband even beat someone up!" Skylar said loudly.

“To what do I owe this pleasure?” “You- you,” I searched for the right words. “Your husband, yes,” he finished sarcastically. “You. Are. Not. My. Husband.” I spoke the words through my clenched teeth. I was so pissed off, I could barely see straight. He tilted his head as if considering my words. “Funny, because I have paperwork that shows I am.” “Well, that is funny indeed. Because I have experience showing you are an asshole.” Someone started to laugh but quickly covered it by clearing their throat.

Several years after that tragic incident took place, the group of drug dealers still managed to locate me. I called my husband, whilst trembling in fear, Harvey Ferguson, and placed my only hope on him. Unfortunately, my call for help was returned with his indifferent response. "Danica, you're a terrible liar. Do you think I will believe you if you imitate what happened to Nat? Get over here and finalize our divorce in three days. Stop coming up with bad excuses like this."

Few with an annoyed scowl, few shaking their head in disappointment and few chuckling at my stupidity. I realized what was going on when I heard suppressed laughter from my right. That goddamned blue-eyed son of a fridge who also happened to be my husband was laughing like a chained maniac after scaring and embarrassing me in front of a whole crowd. I angrily emptied the popcorn tub on him and hit him with it mercilessly but his laughter didn't stop. I was embarrassed to even look up at the screen. I ducked my head down and I felt the empty popcorn tub plopped on my head. Angrily, I removed the tub off my head and glared at Adrien who was still laughing. I threw it on his face and without a

It was silly, the way she purposely dropped her phone and bent down to pick it up, flashing her favorite red butt plug that was pushed carefully into her and her husband just—the man walked away. It was embarrassing of course but she didn’t give up. The very time she tried was two months after the former embarrassing incident. They were having breakfast and she dropped her fork, while bending down to pick up her fork, the pornstar in her suddenly had the urge to suck her husband’s cock and she crawled further under the table, close enough to reach her husband’s dick and her husband, got up and walked away, again. “Am I not desirable enough?” Bella had asked herself that night, finishing the