The Hilarious Husband Novels & Stories

“I’m eating it, wife, no way you are dying on me.” “No way Ryan!” I screamed in laughter. “I’m eating it babe.” “Disgusting.” I shot back, tears rolling down the sides of my eyes with how hard I was laughing. I stared at him for a second and burst out laughing again. “I’m telling you.” I shook my head. He was insane. “Let’s talk it back for a sec…. I heard the word ‘love’, apparently someone loves her husband?” I chuckled and grinned at him. “Good try husband, good try,”

After wrapping up my tasks at work, I called my husband, Christian Clark. "Honey, don't forget to come home for Christmas today! I have some good news to share with you!" On the other end of the line, Christian's voice sounded rushed and tense. "Shiloh, there's an urgent issue with the company project. I need to check on it right away! Juni already finished her bottle and is asleep, so don't worry!" Those two sentences filled me with unease. Our daughter, Juniper Clark, was just over a year old. How could I possibly not worry about her being left alone at home?

"And your husband?" I glanced at the clasp on my bag, still smiling. "We're divorcing. I'm sure the hospital's heard by now—Peter's been hanging around OB-GYN. Says she's his sister, but come on, Rebecca. We're both women. We know what that really means." She didn't say a word. Just signed the resignation. "Yuna, the world's a lot bigger when you stop tying yourself to love." I took the papers and headed to my office to pack.

I stared at the comments in front of me, wondering if I was hallucinating. [Wild! Wild indeed! Lily will die never knowing that her husband is getting busy right in front of her face.] [This is why I pay for the VIP subscription! Look at them go. They’re in hog heaven.] I looked down. The mini pigs were still at it. The one on top was even letting out satisfied grunts. His movements became even more frantic after noticing my gaze. The comments accelerated.

Adeline said, pointing. “Which one?” they asked again. “Are you blind? I’m pointing right there,” Adeline snapped. They followed her finger. “Which one?” Belva insisted. “The man in the gray suit,” Adeline said flatly. The group stared—and quickly realized there was only one man in a gray suit. “You mean… Jason?” Belva asked hesitantly. “Yes,” Adeline said. “Jason is my husband.” ***

Without the slightest hint of guilt, he kissed the woman on the cheek as though he were accustomed to doing so. All of it happened right before Xena’s eyes. Hazel even responded by clinging affectionately to Jacob, showing no awkwardness whatsoever despite the fact that they were in the hospital room of a woman who had just been in an accident. For several seconds, Xena was unable to react. The smile she had been struggling to suppress disappeared completely. Hazel was her friend. And Jacob was her husband. What kind of joke was this? She looked back and forth between the two of them, trying to understand what was really going on. But before she could even formulate a question in her mind, J

He was embarrassed and fuming. Unlike me, Alex had his head thrown back as he laughed at his son. He approved of my good sense of humor from the first moment I had a witty comeback for my new husband. "Don't start with me, both of you. " My husband gave me a look that promised to fix that thought for me. Not that I'll give him a chance anytime soon to prove me otherwise.

"But we are close, I am the closest person to you right now," He said and I wanted to at least land a slap in his cheeks to wake him up from his delusional world. "We are not close, you must be kidding yourself, boys, I don't even wanna talk to you, how do you think you are the closest person to me," I replied, I just wanted him gone. "I am your husband!" He said a little loud, I resisted the urge to laugh in his face, the dude was so funny like he suddenly remembered he was my husband?

"I'm not telling you jokes here. This is a serious matter; why are you laughing at this?" "Because I know my husband more than anyone else in this whole world. He is that obsessive for me that he can't cheat me, and the funny fact is, He won't let me as well. So you, Mr. Shitty, stop trying to play such stupid kid games with me. He is my husband, and you. Your trick will never work." "I have proofs against him!" Ohhhhhh, I'm so scared, hahahaha. Omg, you have proof that Damon is cheating on me. Hahahahaha, what are you? stand-up comedian? Well, In that case, take those proofs with you and fuck yourself with them!"

Hé say and she laugh. "But you still love my lousy self dont you."she say with a raise brow and he chuckle. "We all know am managing you, wait till i come with you to my hospital and you will see how thé nurses are wooing around your husband."Hé say teasingly to his wife and jasra frown. "I hâte you! And you ré cooking dinner for that."she say with a mischievous smile and her husband roll his eyes. "I am not. Hafiz is going to cook for his wife to be and we will all eat from that."Hé say to his wife and they both leave thé room laughing at thé silly jokes they say about each other.