The Hilarious Husband Novels & Stories

He is hell dramatic. "Hey don't hit me, Don't you know who I am." He boasted with neck lifted up proudly. "I am your husband, and certainly you won't like to beat your husband black and blue." He chuckled, Keeping a display of a cute innocent face, which I very well knew he is not even a one percent kind of innocent. "Fuck off." I whined in anger. He was irirtating me a lot. I was already boiling in anger on the top of it his headless comedy, distararous and awfully hilarious make me head went mad upon him.

Her husband stares at her in confusion and he laughs and says . “ Wow! my wife now jokes now, well anyways I will take that as a good morning, we’ve got to get ready for our honeymoon” he says and toss the duvet away from his body and gets out of the bed and he walks towards the bathroom. “ honeymoon? What honeymoon and did I got married you? Her husband turns around and stares at his wife. “ What kind of prank is this today? He asks her. “ That joke isn’t funny” he says smiling.

he installed a security cam and a sensor that would alert him if someone tried to break into the house. “What has distracted you today?” A foreigner who was staring at him inquired. The man is the head of the surgery department and his childhood friend. “Did the missus fight with you again?” Ren nods, “I made her mad?” The foreign man laughed and said, “Didn’t you always do that? Why don’t you tell me what happened?” He urges Ren Liu to tell him how he made the Missus mad at him again. Ren Liu told his friend about what happened to his wife and how her attitude towards him had changed. At the end of the narration, his friend is already resisting stabbing him a thousand times. How could this

"My husband is a key employee in your company. The leader of the Technical Department—Troy Collins!" The woman used the words her husband mentioned about his job when he was home, which unexpectedly elicited laughter from the audience. "Why are you laughing? What's so funny about it?" The woman's speech and appearance suggested she was not highly educated. Office gossip commenced. "I never expected Troy to be so put-together on the surface and still have a wife like this." "Some people really exaggerate their importance to their wives. How hilarious." "She's been fooled pretty badly. It's pitiable when you think about it.

I laughed silently at the thought of that. “What’s funny?” She asked, her eyes wide open while I took a quick glance at her again. She’s definitely not the Sheba I used to play with when I was a kid. She was married now with kids so she definitely had that ‘mom’ body. I was looking at her, looking for reasons, even the tiniest detail of why her husband would do that to her. I eventually came to a conclusion that he was just an ass and my husband was an even bigger ass. No wonder the saying, the bad eggs spoil the good ones. Who would have ever thought that Vincent would be caught in bed with Rick? Crazy!

But that lovely and handsome Alpha king husband of mine didn't reply to me, but instead, he completely ignored me and the hell of a pain and instead smiled. Like he fucking smiled widely, that wrinkles appeared at the corners of his eyes and I thought he check would flaten over. "What the fuck is so funny?" He didn't answer me but continued to clap his hands against each other and smile all the more. "Why are fucking laughing?" I snapped at him, unable to contain my hormones responsible for that because every part of my lower body appeared to be on fire and I couldn't be burning while my husband just sat and watched and smiled and cried.

Alexander felt that the man before him was distorted and grumbled, 'How big is the hole in this guy's brain? Henry, who did not get a response from Alexander, chose to continue his tirade, "Can such a bastard get married? Right now you can't resist temptation, but don't expect to in the future. You have to take responsibility for your own marriage, you can't marry again, and don't look for a lazy pig to marry! Even if you are like that yourself." Alexander, who heard that last sentence, couldn't help but smile, "I'm a pig, so what about you? A peacock?"

“I don’t want to hurt you.” “How? I can’t feel my legs, remember? You have a tendency to forget that’s why I’m in this wheelchair in the first place.” And yet again here I was putting my foot in my mouth. My husband on the other hand found it so funny that he let out a boisterous laugh that came deep from within his belly. “It is just too easy sometimes.” He laughed until his bouts of laughter became soft chuckles. “Come on, birdie. Hop on and let’s get some food in your system.”

Jimena retorted, looking at him with distaste. “Well, for some reason, three of you are married to us. We must have that je ne sais quoi that drives the Gutiérrez women crazy,” he said with a proud grin. “Conceited idiot.” She grumbled, eliciting laughter from her husband, who got out of bed and wrapped his arms around her from behind. “Let go of me, you moron!” She squirmed in his embrace, which only made him hold her tighter. Pablo placed a loud kiss on her neck, which only made her angrier. “Let go, Pablo!” she growled. He slowly released her and turned her to face him.

“Go talk to your ‘not a bad idea.’” “Baba, it was a joke ,” he sighed, reaching for me again. “wowww what a joke?” I laughed bitterly, stepping back. “My husband thinks he should get a new girl to ‘fulfill his needs,’ and I should laugh? Hah. So funny.” I shoved his chest and stormed into the kitchen, gulping down a glass of water, trying to calm the burning inside me. Kabir followed, leaning against the counter. “Baby, it was a joke yrr.”