I'm Done Being Your Clickbait Girlfriend
Ever since the couples' account Sean Deaver and I run together has gone viral, my biggest dread has been filming our daily videos.
On camera, Sean and my best friend, Jodie Steele, act like the perfect couple. They're always over each other, while I'm not even allowed to show so much as a hand.
In the first year, Sean wipes the cream from the corner of Jodie's mouth, then pops his finger straight into his mouth.
When I confront him, he simply pinches my cheek and flashes me an indulgent smile.
"Aw, someone's jealous," he coos. "It's all for the cameras, babe. Don't make a big deal out of nothing."
The following year, Sean takes on a challenge to sneak ten kisses on his girlfriend wh