PRETEND PRINCESS
I was spiraling.
Lily sat cross-legged on my bed, scrolling on her phone like she wasn't witnessing the absolute breakdown of my existence. "You’re being dramatic."
"No, Lily, I’m being realistic." I dropped to my knees, gripping the edges of my suitcase like it was a lifeline. "Think about it—snow melts, Lily. Melts. You know what happens when it melts? Water. You know what happens when there's water? My makeup slides off, and bam—surprise, motherfuckers, I have an Adam’s apple!"