The Worst Books Of All Time Novels & Stories

The Little Mermaid popped out at me, as did The Emperor's New Clothes, but I thought maybe a story that people are foolish in public wouldn’t be the best choice. Then I looked around some more and picked up Floca’s Moonshot: The Flight of Apollo 11, Lewis’s The Wolf, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, and Dahl’s Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and a few others. I paused at the Harry Potter series, but while the girls were old enough, being werewolves, for the story, I knew the sizes of the books would put them off. Next year, I thought. They’d have handled textbooks by then and wouldn’t be so rapidly opposed to books an inch thick or more.

CAMILLA This book is stupid! This is crap! So Carly ends up with Ramsey? A guy that killed her dad? Bullshit! I said it before, this story is pathetic and it does NOT make sense at all! A complete waste of time! Someone please bribe this writer to stop writing! This must be the worst book of all time! I would pay to have this book and the stupid writer wiped off from the face of the earth! This book should be crowned the worst book of all time.

Those were hilarious. Were those? I quizzed. What the hell was the publisher thinking while coming up with the titles? Dorky and the hoes is still tolerable but once in my cunt? Seriously? That’s the best you can come up with? What’s the book about anyways? Vulva? Sad life changers? Wolves certainly are a rather horny civilization to put such literature on best-sellers. The excited-bee besides me isn’t done gushing over the supposedly brilliant works of the lecherously lewd author who isn’t me. I am pleased I am not. The titles want me to puke my gut out. Putatively, there are more to come.

He said that, being left with nothing but my own memories, I'd do nothing every day but think of them and that slowly, but surely, I'd go insane from it all. He stubbed out the last of his cigarette in an ashtray on the coffee table. 'If I did send myself mad, it was probably from watching too many terrible bloody movies with B-list stars who were so wooden you could practically whittle a park bench out of them, they were that shit. But I didn't go mad from my memories of them because I rarely gave them a second thought. Is that bad? To not think of the two people who you loved most in the world?'

I had been wounded too deeply in love to be able to trust again. All the girls with whom I had a serious relationship in the past had cheated on me. All of them without exception. The last serious relationship I had before I went through my dark phase was with a girl that I spent two years with. One day I discovered that she'd been sleeping with my best friend for a whole year while we were together.

Amazing, what is a better way to distract yourself than reading some dark romance books filled with smut. I got in the library and instantly felt a bit calm. Grabbing my favourite four books I got seated in a cosy comfortable corner, and started reading. An hour later I closed the fourth book in my hands as I groaned frustratingly. For god sake what's wrong with me? I couldn't even read a single book completely. I tried to read them for fifteen minutes and then put them aside while picking up another book. All of these books are my fucking comfort favourite books that I have re-read for so many times. The books whose MMC are my, to heart, book boyfriends.

“Books don’t talk back. They don’t expect small talk. I like the order. And the stories. What about you? History major with a focus on obscure trade? That’s not common.” I shrugged even though he couldn’t see it. “I like knowing how people lived before everything got loud. Plus, it’s an excuse to hide in here. Away from parties and drama.” “Smart girl,” he murmured. The way he said it made my stomach flip. Time passed. Maybe twenty minutes. We talked about everything and nothing. My terrible roommate. His awful coffee from the faculty lounge. How the basement always felt colder than the rest of the building. Our voices got softer, more comfortable. The dark made it easier somehow. Like we we