Too Fat for Love
If only it was actually my size and didn't have sleeves that weren't off shoulder.
I hated my shoulders.
I watched as he turned it around, thankfully there was a plastic cover around them that stopped the cats mauling the dress, I could see a tear in the plastic.
Damn it Charlie.
"Wear this to the wedding, he'll have a heart attack,"
"No,"
"Yes,"
"No! It doesn't fit,"
He scoffed as I switched off the tap and dried my hands, "Try it on now,"
"I don't think so,"
"I think so. We're trying to make the man pine for you,"