How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
“I’m Colin. Can we go see Raviva now?”
“Colin? You’re the leader, right?” I was surprised he’d managed to remember that, what with Colin sounding so much like Harry and Gary. “She was right. She said you’d look like you were about to shit yourself.”
It’s a sad commentary on the kind of people I associate with that this description didn’t help me narrow down which of the girls he was referring to. They were all more than capable of such a slanderous characterisation.
“This way then. Try not to step on the slimes.” The trolls, still chortling to themselves at their wonderful sense of humour, set off down the tunnel. It was dark, so I lit up a ball to see better. Slimes swarmed around our feet.