Twisted Heart
“Stop shouting, woman. You are wounding my ear.”
“Then you put me down.”
“That’s not happening. Not in this life.”
“I am serious Brian. I am crying. Look at my pathetic situation.”
“I know your waterworks are fake as Jim and Dwight’s friendship.”
“Did you just give “The Office” reference? And by the way, they become besties after season nine.”
“In my eyes, it’s still sham.”
“Nobody cares about your outlook.”
“Okay, then. Here we go.”
“Brian, I can’t swim. And you dare to throw me in the water? I will write your death with my hand. My hands will be red from your blood.”
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