The Boyfriend App
But I try not to drink too much at this point because it’s troublesome to go to the potty with all my armor on.
Finally, I step out of the house and press the Play button on my old-school (but not medieval) Sony Walkman inside my satchel. I’ve set up the earphone wires so they go all the way up to the inside of my arming cap. I need to have my killer track on for all the Zack Snyder action that’s about to take place. If I were still in the 21st century, I guess my soundtrack would be Believer by Imagine Dragons, but stuck here inside Dungeon Raydens, it’s the oldie, all too literally titled Twenty Five Miles by Edwin Starr.
Ahead of me, a range of reddish, layer-cake-like hills spread. As br