My Semi Prostitute Girlfriend
"So we can be in the same building. Isn't it great to be closer to your girlfriend?"
"What?" he was surprised.
"Yes!" she nodded, blushing.
"I said yes, I'll be your girlfriend." She talked again because Henry did not say anything.
"I'll curse you to death, Nathan." He muttered.
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"You idiot! Asshole! Stupid! Moron!" Henry never stopped hitting Nathan's back when he went to his house and told him everything that had transpired.
"I had no idea you had such an excellent effect on girls, bro!" Nathan, on the other hand, just kept laughing.