Fated To The Evil Viking
Who is mated to who and who hasn't found their mate yet?
Speaking about late crawlers, Andrea for example was a bum shuffler and the elders all laughed at how he hopped around like a frog when he was supposed to crawl.
As a way to retaliate, Andrea tells me which uncles and aunts are the coolest. My parents and his mom are listed among the coolest, for example. Diana is fifty percent cool while the remaining fifty percent is mental (his words not mine). Not the deranged kind of mental, mind you.
His dad, Atlas is too old fashioned to be considered cool and our Granduncle, Beowulf, the only one alive from his generation, snores like a freight train. That last revelation earns him a slap to th
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