Unikitty Meme Novels & Stories

I peered at the screen. A Hello Kitty background popped up with a login box. "Hello Kitty?" He laughed gleefully. "I know, right? Who would guess that this site contains some of the biggest secrets in the world? Pink is so innocuous!" I had to agree with him there. He started punching in a login name: ICANCU. Before I thought better of it, I blurted out, "I. Can. See. You. You see auras. Good username." Dante grinned, then frowned. "I know! You don't think it's too obvious, do you? Wait!" He turned the keyboard away from me to type in the password.

“I accidentally heard Roni asked his parents to buy him a PS4, but they didn’t want to. So, I decided to buy him one, but since I am jobless and I have no money... “Kiki explained. “Then?” Tanya Alfi. “I planned to keep looting him and saving the money that I afford to buy him a PS4. That”s what friendship is!” Kiki explained. "Stupid." Herman thought. "Moron." Kartika thought. "Dummy." Megumi thought. “Now I understand why you have such bizarre power: turning into a rhino-shrimp-hybrid man. You are ‘otak udang’! (Literal meaning: shrimp brain. the pun has the same meaning as pinhead/idiot).” Alfi said.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

Olivia Bennett had always believed that life moved differently for some people. Growing up, she watched her friends fall in love, get attention wherever they went, and walk into rooms with a confidence she could never seem to find. She, on the other hand, had spent most of her twenty-eight years trying not to stand out. Being plus-sized had made her a target for criticism and unwanted opinions. Whether it came from relatives, strangers, or even people who claimed to care about her, there was always someone ready to remind her that she wasn't beautiful enough, slim enough, or good enough.

l The moment Katherine got home, she immediately called for a group chat with her friends. In their little circle, everyone had a nickname that matched their personality. Katherine was Madkat, Arianna was the Iron Lady, Willow went by Silent Monkey, and Tyke, naturally, was the Chatterbox. Iron Lady ⚔️ (Arianna): WHATTTT 😱😱😱 Silent Monkey 🐒 (Willow): No way… you’re kidding. Chatterbox 🎤 (Tyke):

Was about to reply, when another text popped up. Unknown number 💬: Need me to remind your little ex why he never should’ve messed with my ice-tongued princess?

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" I ignored him. Group chat. 'Same time next week.' I wanted to ignore that one, but I put a thumbs up emoji. I couldn't risk them releasing the video before my finals. My whole junior year would be a waste if that happened. Fu8ck them. I would give them no emotion. They would get nothing from me except what I decided to give them. If I had to have meaningless se8x to get through this, I would. But fu8ck them both. ----- ----- -----

There were another few dozen texts, all along the same lines and starting around the time I’d met Zane. Could they be from Scott? Maybe. They might also be from anyone else whose name began with “S,” or any other letter. You couldn’t tell anything from online names, except sometimes that someone had a sense of humor or when they put their ideology in their name, like KillAllHumans142. I went back to my main feed and found a photo of Jordan giving his brief speech, along with a few-dozen comments about his age and declaring him attractive. It seemed harmless. It was there, however, that I found a meme I greatly disliked. It showed my face on a white wolf’s body with wings. The wolf was also d

“Oh thank God, backup. Jackson, explain memes to your boyfriend. He doesn’t understand why anyone would care about a woman yelling at a cat.” “It’s not that I don’t care,” Frost protested. “I just don’t understand the context. Is this a human realm inside joke? Did something happen with this specific woman and cat?” I couldn’t help but laugh, dropping my bag by the door. “Frost, it’s just a meme. It doesn’t have to make sense. That’s kind of the point.” “But—” “Nope.” Maya held up a hand. “We’re moving on. Next meme.” She scrolled down, and Frost leaned in closer, his expression adorably perplexed.