Mate me at Hollywood
Over time, I’ve managed to sort them into three very specific categories:
Casual fans, enthusiastic fans, and super psycho fans.
The casual fans are chill. They like his movies, maybe follow him on I*******m, but couldn’t care less who he’s dating or what shampoo he uses. Bless their calm little hearts. Then there are the enthusiastic fans—these ones feel spiritually bonded to Leo. They’ve seen every film (thrice), camp out for premiere tickets, and probably have a fan account with "Knight" in the username. Alyssa used to be in this category. Unfortunately, enthusiastic fans usually transition to SUPER PSYCHO fans.
I call them the deranged and dangerous.