Unscramble Insult Novels & Stories

“You sound so sincere.” “Do I? I’ve been working on it for the last thirty minutes. I wasn't actually clearing my inbox, I was looking up how to tolerate a douche bag.” “It shows.” I shook my head, "Step one; insult him. Step two; call him a douche bag." He chuckled softly. “Step three; repeat steps one and two until they work." "You should find better advice."

, Marissa exclaimed in disbelief. ' I'm being insulted twice in a few minutes, 'she fumed in her mind and threw Clarisse a dangerous glare, ' I hate her already. '

- and I'd do it a second time. You aren't bad until you've ever frozen someone's underwear as payback. -every single one of them. You aren't bad until you've ever replaced someone's possessions with something else. - I replaced his books with bricks. You aren't bad until you can threaten your enemy and get away with it. - sassiness runs through my veins. You aren't bad until you've won a fight. - poor poor Luka. You aren't bad unless you've insulted someone repeatedly and are still breathing. - Insulting Blade is my favourite pastime.

I blinked a couple of times, trying to process the sheer audacity of it. Raising my hand, I typed out a reply, “Nicolas, you are a complete and utter piece of trash.” Then, without hesitating, I blocked him.

‘They made it worse?!’ Layla frowned, staring at her desk. Just like the previous day and the day before that, she had come to her seat only to meet her desk cover with cuss words written on it. The words ‘monster,' ‘slut,’ and ‘whore’ were the most prominent insults. Before, it was just written with marker and ink, but it seemed someone had gotten the idea to carve it into the wood, making it impossible for her to get it off.

The girls throwing random insults at each other right now were Mary and Martha and they looked about five seconds from beating each other up. "Fucking stay away from him, he doesn't want you!" The blondie spat, her cheeks red with anger. "And you think he wants you? You little skank!" The dark head girl countered, her eyes blazing with anger. My brows shut up at how she made that insult ten times worse by just her accent and I had to stifle my laughter by covering my mouth. "Skank?" I'm not the one lusting after a man who clearly doesn't want me bitch."

"Why do people with wild and bad person personalities tend to be sexy? It's really unfair!" "I'm even more irritated that this filthy man infiltrated our campus and became one of our new lecturers!"Bianca exclaimed in annoyance, ruffling her hair furiously. "I'm still fucking mad at that bastard for insulting Theo! Was he made of cow dung!? I think cow dung is still more exalted than that bastard Schneider guy!"

"Great un-childish response — " "Great invention of a nonexistent word," Uriel retorted hotly. "Un-childish is a word," Erin squinted his eyes. "Prove it." Uriel smacked him in the shoulder. "Prove it — " "Fine, I will. Pass me my tablet — Uriel! — Aw man, don't throw it! Look at the screen," Erin strokes at the cracks mournfully. "It can't suffer any more of your abuse. Direct your anger at me instead, okay?"

' Anna said excitedly. 'Wow, that's nice, you are beginning to use your brains and act like someone who is matured.' The man said. Anna could not tell if the man had just complimented her or insulted her. The words he told her was sounding like like compliment at the beginning and looked like an insult at the end. It waa what she called a complimented insult but still, this was the first time since she started this whole deal with the man that he had ever said something close to a compliment to her and so she smiled.

[What kind of trash bag are you, holding so much garbage?] [Peacocks flaunt their tails to attract mates. What's your excuse for parading your ass online?] [Patricia Harris, why don't you just die?] [Slut, you're probably wild in private, right? That video's gone viral.] [Heard you're diseased. Stay home! Don't infect us!] I stared at my phone screen, the barrage of insults washing over me. Doctored memorial photos and grotesque AI-generated images assaulted my eyes.