Unscramble Insult 소설 & 이야기

Are you intelligent at all? There it was, the insult. I am going to kill her next. My wolf agreed. I’ll let her rant while counting the insults in the next five messages that she sent, because every insult that spewed from her was going to be the number of times that I was going to smash her face. I was so pissed. -Unknown: Fuck! They could be on to you by now. You had better run as far as you can. Bitch, I am not going down with you.

He said in a not so friendly voice. "Insulting is when you make up things to hurt other people," I said. My lips formed a wide grin as the feisty side of me fully came out. "I am stating facts, Lord Damon," I said in an erotic way. At the back of my mind, my mouth is already hanging down from laughing so hard.

I didn’t want to. ‘Using the word pathetic for you, is an insult to that word.’

“Nobody from nowhere? You’re ruining the family’s plan!” The air went cold. I didn’t move at first. I let the insult hang there so he could feel what he’d thrown. Then I repeated, slow and low, because I wanted it to land, “Say that again.” He took a breath, thinking he’d gained ground, “Yeah. I said it. She’s trash. She’s…” That was enough.

I’m a Summers witty comebacks are in my DNA. “You really can’t think of a better insult. I told you before, true or false being a lesbian isn’t an insult. Even if I did swing that way, I told you I wouldn’t touch you with a ten-foot pole. So why are you and your gaggle of plastic cunts giddy this early in the morning?” I arched my brow, eyeing each of them.

“You weren’t this horrid man whore. You were nice.” “I’m still nice,” he looks hurt. “No you are not!!” I tell him with conviction. “You’ve gone from being the nicest person I know, to being a fatuous cockrot. A total areshole!” “I am not a fatuous … wait… when did you enhance your insult vocabulary?” I know he’s trying to make me laugh. But it isn’t going to work. “Deny it all you want, but don’t change the subject,” I sniff and look out of the window.

He explained calmly. I sat there for a while letting his words soak in before a burst of confidence rushed through me. "Fuck you and your rules." I said in his face as I emphasized the word 'fuck' He clenched his jaw and his eyes flared with anger, but he took a deep breath before speaking. "You just got here so imma let this slide. But just know I don't do this often so do it again and I won't hesitate to slit your wrist." He said calmly as his hands rested on his temples.

God really had his favorites. My face threatened to burn. I put the ice pack down and glared at him. "I'm not sure if you're giving compliments or you're lowkey insulting me." Another soft laugh escaped his lips as he flipped the page. "Didn't know saying cute is already a form of insult. Since when did they change the meaning, hmm?"

“F*ck, what does this have to do with you? You ugly sl*t… Oh, oops, sorry Boss, I insulted her again.” “Alright, I’ll accept your conditions!”