Funny Insult Names Novels & Stories

he said. I smiled. “Kimia, Brain.” I’d deliberately gotten his name wrong. It helped that it could come off as a sarcastic insult. “Sorry, Kimia. I sort of suck with names,” he said with a sheepish grin. I indulged him with a small smile, and looked at the table.

An insult. “ What?! Are you insulting me?!” he said while his face was like a crumpled paper. “Eh? I thought you won’t get it. I think I underestimate you,” June said . Kanaye just feels more annoyed because of that. He feels like he is dumber to understand the insult for about a minute. Then they argued endlessly. Well, this is to be expected. Both of them are quite close and even though June doesn’t like socialising, he still knows how to bond with his friends. Well, he bonds with them with insults.

He wrapped his arms around me and looked me in the eyes, “You are perfect. Every scar and imperfection is perfect and more importantly, they are mine. Don’t be ashamed, because I’m fucking proud as hell to have you as my mate, Iva.” Mel in the background squealed. “I knew I would like you Princey!” Junk and Jaxon start laughing hard, “Come on Princey!” Then Joshua walked in, “Guess I’m not the only one being subjected to lame nicknames.” Then Uncle Jett started laughing. “Joshy and Princey…CLASSIC!” Aunt Jade then gets up. “Mel, one of these days, we will freeze both Joshy and Princey and dress them up and really subject them to embarrassment.” She said with a wicked grin.

“What's funny? Haven't you realized that you're funny? I don't know what Alpha Stephan saw in you. I mean, everyone knows he's not into your gender. I wonder why it seemed like his sexuality changed over a common whore!” That was the worst form of insult directed at me, and I don't think I understand why I deserve to be insulted that way. “Are you done?” “Done? What do you mean?” “I mean if you are done insulting me then we should get down to business if you understand what I mean.” “Oh, if that's the case, let's get on with it as soon as possible!”

"Woah...no need to get all angry, it doesn't suit you, you look like an angry chipmunk, you know what that's your new nickname, chipmunk" "Just leave me alone" I walk away, and of course he's following me "stop following me, it's annoying" "But we are having the same class together" "Oh yeah that's right, I guess am stuck with you then" he chuckles "You make it sound like a bad thing pumpkin, oops I mean chipmunk " "Could you please stop calling me that name, it's so annoying my name is Rita, R-I-T-A" "But I rather call you C-H-I-P-M-U-N-K"

He asked me, smirking at me. “It’s funny how you find it so easy to insult me anytime you want but find it so hard to take an insult yourself. I’ll stop being rude when you stop calling me names, I’ll stop calling you the weird CEO when you stop calling me a gold-digging whore. How’s that?” I asked him with a smile that made him groan and his forehead creased in anger.

But instead of admiration, their expressions held shock, pity, and disapproval. All of it was because of the unfiltered insults pouring from her mouth, hurled into her phone as if she were tearing apart the unfortunate soul on the other end of the call. “Fuck you, bitch!” she spat. “Fuck your family. Fuck anything that has to do with you.” “Fuck even the clothes you wear—the shoes, the handbag you carry.” “Screw you!” “Damn it!” “And fuck whoever named you Sofia Clock. They wasted such a good name on a piece of shit like you.”

These crapsters brought the worst out of me. “Ho ho ho. Hear the Queen of Immaturity speak,” Jax hissed. “Better than smelling the poopy Vulture King,” I hissed back. “Dirty Goblin” “Dumb Pig” “Potty Mouth” “Barbaric Caveman” “Basic Bitch” “Clothes Whore” “Hey ! I am just an OCS- Over Compulsive Shopper,” Jax protested. “Clothes Whore,” Kai and I deadpanned. “Your moral compass is on fire,” Jax huffed.

Everyone began to laugh stupidly as they hushed among themselves while pointing at my dress and hair. The laughter was like echoes in my head, and it was hitting me harshly. "Is her name pig?" One girl asked, and the fool, Callen, nodded. "Her whore mother named her Selene but pig is the right name for her." "She smells; her gown is oversized and shapeless; she has her hair dirty and rumpled like a mad woman. Her skin is sticky and stained with dirt. So her name is pig!" Sophia jeered, and the whole class burst into another fit of laughter, including the teacher.

I know that describing someone as unicorn barf is an insult even if it's colorful, which is why I chose the safe answer and said, "You look like a unicorn...?" And it was at that moment I knew that I fudged (say no to bad words) up. She cried, she bawled, and she sobbed. She gave me a throne I will forever be wearing as she named me the worst cousin in the world. I honestly thought that calling her a unicorn would be a compliment. I never planned to offend her. She told me that she loves unicorns after all. Who would have thought that calling a child an imaginary colorful animal is an insult?