Venom & Vows
she says, with the placid certainty of someone who has heard this exact sentence for years, "for twenty-five years. And here we both still are."
I cannot argue with this. It is a clapback of the highest order and I respect it even while resenting the timing. She has never once in her life failed a vibe check, and I find it both admirable and occasionally inconvenient.
The green juice is, as it always is, a miracle. Mrs V makes it from a combination of ingredients she has never disclosed to anyone, and it is genuinely bussin on a level no other substance can compete with. It addresses hangovers, cramps, nausea, headaches, and at least two categories of existential difficulty with equal reliab
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