Very Very Funny Jokes

Jade My brother went off to college out of state thinking he would be alright on his own but he just moved back in yesterday with a friend, a very tall, very handsome friend under the condition that he was not to touch or look at me in a sexual way, but as the challenging person I am, I want to see how long he can hold back. Blake I promised my best friend that I wouldn't do anything to his little sister but I don't know how long I can hold back against her advances. I know it's wrong but I can't stop myself and she's not taking it easy on me either.

Dario Espinosa. Mafia boss. The 'evil' in devil. Everyone fears the boss who kills everyone who crosses him. Born and raised in the mafia, Dario was taught to be the biggest monster he could be. Will meeting Madie be the cause of his change? Or the cause of his downfall? Madeline. A very, very special girl who is under the care of Sister Mary Eunice in the orphanage. Full of smile and laughter, not everybody knows what the poor girl has been through. Suddenly associated with the mafia, can Madie's poor, innocent heart handle it? Accidentally crossing paths and getting stuck with each other, what happens when the big, bad mafia discovers Madie's biggest secret? Can romance brood between the two broken souls?

After a terrible heartbreak where he was kept a secret, Justin makes a vow not to be someone's secret lover anymore. He moves to another town to have a new start and lands himself a personal assistant job at the White Companies office for the very powerful billionaire Drake White. From the very first time they set their eyes on each other, the attraction and tension is clear and undeniable yet very dangerous. They eventually get hooked which wasn't planned by any of them. However Drake has almost everything to loose. Drake is a wealthy billionaire who is ruthless to the public but is hiding behind the a perfect engagement façade which hides his gay identity. This engagement is equally what secures his companies. His secret affair with Justin is exposed,and betrayal breaks their relationship causing Justin to go into hiding and confinement as this is the second heartbreak of it's kind. When Drake thought everything was going down for him, he is framed for fraud which aggravates his problems and later presumely dies in an accident. After one year if being in the shadows, Drake emerges more powerful than ever with the aim of not only reclaiming his companies but also to fight for the love of his life which he should have never let go. Will their past affect their love or their love will conquer all odds and challenges placed before them?

In a world where humans are more like slaves, Elena found herself at the mercy of Zadian, A ruthless Alpha, known for his hatred for rogues and Humans, she was human. His woman. Zadian was nothing like any man she has ever encountered before and this will make her very afraid of him, that and his very obvious dislike for humans. Never in her life did Elena think a harmless research visit to her father's research lab will be the start of her doom. This story's main idea is a love between a werewolf that was thought to be a monster, forced to become almost inhuman for the survival of his pack and a girl from a different world who might be the very key to stopping the war going on between humans and werewolves. Will she ever be brave enough to tame the beast who’s bent on making her his? How will Elena adjust to her new life knowing that well everyone there hated her and wanted her dead? Was she capable of ever loving the monster than Zadian was despite everything he does goes against not only her beliefs but her morals as well? This isn’t a sweet love story, it’s a story as dark as night, a thrilling exciting story that will have readers questioning their morals and rooting for what they may deemed questionable! Elena's life will be changed forever, but was it for the better or…worse?

Warning: 21+ Readers. Contains Very very Explicit Scenes!!! If you know you can't cope with the explicit scenes, don't enter!!! This is a warning. But if you know you are ready to get yourself into the realms of utter pleasure, dare to delve in. Blurb: Lora had believed Alpha Alec adopted her out of kindness after her father, the former Alpha of the pack, was framed for treason and sentenced to death. But she later discovered that Alpha Alec’s intentions were far from kind. She was forced to marry the Lycan King—the devil himself—the man feared for his cruelty and ruthless heart, in place of Alpha Alec’s own daughter. Broken by this cruel fate and betrayed by her lover, she found herself in the arms of a stranger for one passionate, forbidden night. What will happen when she finds out that the stranger she gave herself to is none other than the Lycan King himself? When love starts to bloom between them, what will they do when a dark curse rises to tear them apart? Will she slay the man she loves to save the packs from destruction… or will she let love destroy them all? Follow Lora on this thrilling journey with the ruthless Lycan King! Warning Again: 21+ Readers. Contains Very Explicit Scenes!!!

"I, Nikolai Kensington, will make you so rich, you'll walk on money. I'll place you above your enemies and make them worship at your feet. You'll no longer be known as the timid Adira, but you'll become known as one of the most powerful women in the country." Those were the words that changed Adira's life forever. Adira Ravenswood was heartbroken when Lancelot divorced her to be with his second lover. They had been friends from childhood, so she had loved him so dearly and didn't know how to move on without him. While Lancelot was from a very rich home, Adira was very poor, and she felt that was part of the reasons he had quit the marriage. Everyone ridiculed her, Lancelot's mother froze her accounts so she couldn't have access to the money she had gotten from him. Adira's own family mocked and looked down on her. They said she could never amount to anything. Adira was broken and dejected and was at the verge of taking her life when the most powerful, but cold-hearted man in the country showed up and offered her a juicy proposal - one that would make her trample on every single person that's ever hurt her. But it came with a condition - a condition that was very easy, yet so difficult.

The coplete is the very known name in the Town that everyone trying to be named after However Maleya doesn't dream of becoming a wife of a coplete, and would never love a man even they will force to marrry! *** There's a two giant company that have a long past of rivalry: Darkspot (which good on hiding the business in the dark) and Spotlight (which good on manipulating humors and news in everyone in the town) They circulated the town, fought to own the trust and loyalty of everyone. Passed through generation to generation, the rivalry thought to cease when the two emerge for agreement that surprised, not just everyone in the town but the two involve in the process. Ryeo Coplete (the Coplete heirs, and very known Devil of Darkspot). Despite the reputation, he own the trust and loyalty of almost half of the town. Though coined as “anti-social” and a “devil”, Ryeo has the side that unknown to everyone. And that he can be a good husband if ever...but not a Soner. Maleya Soner (heiress of Spotlight). Spotlight's a company that govern news and knowledge and tale, mostly about the “devil” who thought to be merciless and heartless. Despite the reputation, she is over-working herself to achieve her one and only goal: to travel the land before the town. And it only can be achieve if she will be free from the responsibility someday. Not known to them, the agreement of the two giant company is the start for their lives to set foot for each other trap, and realize that their goal to be free has never been the choice at the very beginning.

After being betrayed and threatened by her own mate, whom she had believed truly loved her, Riley is ready to leave the pack and start over, but her ex-mate wouldn't let her go just yet. In her desperate attempt to escape him, she is forced to sign a deal with the very dangerous but equally alluring Alpha Thane. . The deal was simple. Riley only had to act as the Alpha's mate for six months, and then she was free to leave with a fortune as her pay to start a new life. Alpha Thane didn't do relationships; he made that very clear to her, but he wanted her in other ways, and he was going to have her. ~ "How do I know that you won't hurt me? How do I know that I would be safe with you?" I asked, lowering my eyes. His intense gaze was on me, and he looked every bit a predator. "You are not. I am not a very gentle man, Riley, and you should know that about me. I would protect you from every other person but myself." "You would hurt me?" I asked His hands trailed down my cheeks. "Yes" . Could Riley be signing a deal with the Devil himself?

Sandra was a shy librarian from a very small town, but luck was on her side. She finds love and passion while on holiday in France, but a mob king has other plans for the young lovers.

Lydia is very, very good at her job. She has an uncanny ability to ask the right questions at the wrong time, and digging deep is exactly the skillset that makes her such a great journalist. When she digs a little too far into the life of Doctor Jared Huntington, exposing a background of extreme malpractice, she suddenly finds herself on the run and at the mercy of a private security firm, headed by the incredibly handsome-and dangerous- Ethan Daven. Spanning months and diving deep into a world of wealth and danger that she never imagined, this book follows Lydia’s journey as she fights to keep a low profile-and her sanity- in such close proximity to the most attractive and deadly man she’s ever met.