Weird Profile Pictures Novels & Stories

I couldn't stop it. ME: whatever.. you ain't getting boobs of this clingy person.. Then I went through my gallery.. pictures of her and I pitched and I felt like crying. I was so taken by a kid younger than me. I smiled at a picture that I took while she was eating on the couch before she left. She had on her black and yellow bandana, a black tank top and black shorts. She was facing away so I got half of her face. She looked hot as fuck. I quickly put that picture as my w******p profile picture and then logged out.

Wow, the internet speed was fantastic. I tried finding a job on Jobstreet, Indeed, and anywhere else. My profile was ready but I really didn't have a picture to upload. My gallery on Facebook was almost with my friends. Not to mention, Sean deleted my accounts. Damn, I no longer have SocMed profiles. That guy, Sean, was just jealous of my male friends in the pictures although he already knew I was the only female in class. I also wasn’t able to attend the Graduation Pictorial.

Also, do you have more pictures? Not just the profile kind. I want to see more of them. I want to know what they look like when they’re just existing, not posing. Something about that makes it feel more real. The_Triumvirate has shared images with you. I click the first one and immediately cover my mouth to muffle the gasp that slips out. There, on the screen, are three c*cks. Big, thick, veined, and almost too perfect to be real. For a second, I can’t do anything but stare.

' He replied again and Adonia blinked in surprise, this new person surely had an attitude, she would give him that. Adonia raised an eyebrow, look who was talking. She clicked the profile tab and she went to his profile too. Asides from the fact that he identifies as a male and he was located in the Space, nothing else gave anything about him. There was nothing on his bio and his profile picture consisted of a spaceship. Nothing more, nothing less. And his username was kinda weird. She must've added him by mistake. Maybe when she was tapping the add without looking because now, he surely did look weird. This was the type of people that would definitely send you an unsolicited dick picture.

Leaving it blank might make it look suspicious, Jamie might not be interested to talk to me, so I shall upload a proper human photo. However, I can’t just use my own photo, can I? My true identity will be exposed right away. That might cause failure to the current plan, and it would need me to start all over again. Twice of suspicious activities of the same kind generate doubts, so I guess I’ll just do this on one go. I need to be careful choosing a profile picture. If I can’t use my own photo, whose should I use then? I search across my mind. If Jamie is gay, I should use a man’s photo, and if he likes white hair guys...

I quickly opened my i*******m app and searched for Zara, hoping to see how her profile looked like. After searching through numerous accounts, I saw hers, which I recognized by her picture as her profile picture. I browsed through for a bit and she didn’t even have any pictures posted. She didn’t even have followers, yet she’s full of ego. Annoyed, I turned my phone off and went to sleep.

After about an hour I had selected 6 out of twelve profiles. I opened the selected portfolio again and saw all the pictures. But then I decided to look at the pictures from our old pictures stock. I opened those profiles and I stopped at one of the photographs and my heart skipped a beat. How is that possible?? I opened and closed my eyes again and again. Sarah?? Or was I imagining her? She was beautiful... Hot and sexy. She looked like her. I must be going mad if I was imagining her face. So, I read her profile to learn more about her.

She sent me a message with only her name, "Tiffany Larson." I didn't think much of it. People often reached out through Facebook for art commissions, so I made a note of her name and moved on. That was until I noticed that Zachary also had a "Tiffany Larson" in his friend list. It was probably a burner account—the profile picture was different from the one saved in Zachary's phone under the name "Tiffany", and the username didn't match either. Profile pictures can be faked, and usernames can be changed, but photos can't lie.

I am certain that we share not just the same look, but the same feeling of confusion. “You’ve seen it?” Reidar asks. “We’ve…” Shaking my head, I let out a long breath. “There is no way for me to explain this without sounding crazy. We’ve been having shared visions of a woman with a mark that is…” I look back at Magnus and he nods in understanding. This time, I don’t even have to say anything in our weird link. He pulls his shirt off and I do the same, turning so that they can see our marks.

I picked it up, rubbing my eyes. Notifications exploded across the screen. Comments, likes, mentions and DMs flooded my screen. Apparently, Jeanne had reposted my new profile picture with a caption: [MY PARTNER IN CRIME 💕] Thousands of comments filled the post. Most were ridiculous, a few were alarming. [F**K!!!!! HE’S DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!!!🥵 ] [Why is your stepbrother hiding this face from society?] [What’s his nationality, because he’s half Australian and half mine😊]