How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
He guffawed some more.
“We’re not the ones who called ourselves The Avengers,” I said. “Pretty sure that makes you the dorks.”
“Fuck you,” said Dag, suddenly turning off the smile. “We don’t care what you think, we just like the name.”
“Yep,” I said. “That’s exactly what a dork would say.”
Dag stood up, hand on the hilt of what I’d say was the biggest sword I’d ever seen. It was normal length, but at least three times as wide.