Fairy-Struck
God damned fairies; they were good at getting what they wanted.
"Stop looking at me like that," I finally growled. "I'm not going to fall for your Eeyore routine."
"My what?" He went from shocked to baffled.
"You know," I said. "Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh; Thanks for noticing me."
"I have no idea what you're talking about, but this person sounds pathetic, and I assure you; I am not that," he said stiffly.
"No," I said and laughed, "you're definitely not pathetic. Which leads me back to my point. You'll have no trouble finding another lover. So, why don't you go and do that, as will I, and we can both forget this ever happened?"