Romans & histoires Worst Book Ever

Without it, I would never, ever fall for an uneducated douche like him. Okay, maybe he was educated. He did say he reads books. I’d actually looked up that book he mentioned – Battlefield of the Gods. It was massive, over seven hundred pages of heavy and complicated shit. At least, that's what I gathered from the few pages on an online library. Bless the 21st century – I didn't even have to go to a physical library anymore; I could hoard knowledge from the comfort of my own bed.

Melanie couldn't bear it anymore, so she shouted out, "This book is terrible, who wrote it." Mr Freddy, brought the book close to his face then read outloud, "Howard McDonald." "Terrible name." Adam said. "Agreed." The class yeld. "Its no wonder his books are terrible." They agreed. "Then why do people read it." Daniel asked. Mr Freddy, just smiles and gently replies, "Why else, to argue of course. Oh come on, no one likes this book, they just like arguing about it." No one was surprised about this, if more than half of the class including the teacher hated this book then the possibility of the world hating the book was high.

After I'm done with that, I move on to the chicken, which had to be the best thing I've ever put in my mouth. Then the chips, then the sparkling cherry water. "And when I really think back to it, those books were not really the best series I've read. There's a lot of underrated novels that I believe the people just skim over and call it a day. Maybe when I have time, I can help support those novels, just so it has more exposure. What do you think Calvin?" I sit there, staring at my plate with a mixture of emotions in my head. I feel disgusting, but at the

I hang up and groaned. This was the worst day ever.

“tell us.” The words came out pouring out. The feelings that I hadn’t even been aware of. “March Madness was, no, is the worst thing I have ever put down on paper in my whole life. All my manuscripts kept getting rejected and I guess, I got desperate. I just wanted a win, so I wrote what I knew the publishers would like. Not what I liked. It’s a shitty book, one of those quintessential thought provoking drivels that go on and on and make you want to bash your head into the nearest surface. I nearly did just that a million times while writing it. It's about this insufferable woman that should have never married this human turd of a man and now regrets it. I’d never even read something like th