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Revenge of the Hideous Lady
she went on.
“We are both tired, as well, Mom. See? We aren’t your biological sons.” Josh couldn’t resist joking, earning him an eye roll from his mother.
“Do you get as tired as women, though? They both wore eight-inched high heels the entire day.
“Besides, what’s the point of telling me that? What, do you want them to give you a massage in return? In your dreams, maybe,” their mother said with a snort at her own joke.
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The Slaved Virgin Offering
she says this with a bit of a smirk before laughing and adding as he starts to blush bright red, "Oh honey don't be embarrassed I'm just joking. Playing around you know."
Jimmy feels this once again is finally the moment of truth. If he chooses his words carefully he has the feeling it will lead to - something.
"But what if it's true Mom?"
"What that you can't take your eyes off my tits. I would be shocked, I guess."
"Jus coz Dad didn't like them you maybe think I am the same. I mean, well I think Dad was stark raving blind and stupid for making fun of your... breasts Mom. I mean so what if they are big." His eyes flicker down to the front of her nightshirt for about the tenth time since the
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The step brother I swore to hate.
“I wouldn’t have even guessed you were related.”
My grandma gave a botched laugh — the type she kept reserved for church and events such as these. “She’s the only one in our family who’s overweight,” she said lightly, like she was discussing the weather. “I’ve been telling her to stay away from junk food, but you know how these things go. If she doesn’t change, she’ll never find a man.”
My chest tightened as they all laughed at me. Laughed like the joke that I was.
“I mean,” she continued, gesturing proudly, “look at my daughter.”
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A Little Bit of Joy
"I thought I saw someone."
"We all keep seeing things. Once at the supermarket, I followed my mama but by the exit, I realized she wasn't my mama but a fat lady in a red coat," Dev narrated and chuckled at his own joke. Nobody laughed. So he added quickly and foolishly, "My mama was wearing a red coat."
"We get that dipstick." Jack slapped Dev's head who winced. "Sit down Logan. We know you aren't full of shit to see things, but this pinhead might be right yeah."
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The Mafia Lord And His Spy Lover (Book 1)
Val gave an apologetic smile and sipped from her glass of coke.
“We wouldn’t need to say it out loud because the amount of fat in these would literally kill us one day.” Zia scoffed, grabbing a bite of lasagna, and then pushed her palms out, seeing Mamma take a step in her direction. “Mamma, I’m just joking.”
“Why do you eat it when you have to complain?”
“It’s not like I can puke everything out now.”
“Then stop puking stupid words.”
Val and I could barely contain our laughter, the sounds, which according to my Mamma, were too unladylike, but little did we care. The ringing cell in Mamma’s apron pocket interrupted us. Mamma pulled it out and her brows creased.
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My Different world
she begged and them dimples damn
" stop with the dimples already-if you weren't my sister -..."
" you would cut my head off I know -meet you in an hour or more" she said I chuckled, damn I missed her so much...I went to Fat MAMA, what that's what it's called, it's a fast food,fats only like curbs, ribs..shit like that and everything is large here,i ordered curbs,olive greens with extra source,some full chicken and a whole lot of french fries and bottles of coke then waited for my order, after getting the order I went to my car to put the food in until I heard a woman yelling a bit behind me I turned to find some lady fighting with some dude
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I Hate You, But I Love You
I picked up my glass and poured orange juice.
"You're not funny, Fatima."
"I'm not kidding, mom. I’m serious about saying I don’t need a man in my life."
"I can't let you be an old maiden," I turned my gaze to my dad. "Who will take care of you when we're gone?"
I could not answer.
"Hija, I can't say your body is healthy," said my mom. "You're obese."
"Mom, I'm healthy. I don't care if my body is like a closet. I also don't care what other people say about me."
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One Joke Too Many
The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last.
A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes.
"How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino."
I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool.
"Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."
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Baby Mama
It was one of her comfort potions whenever she had dysmenorrhea, or whenever she was stressed.
"Mom, you do realize that I'm already a family man now, right?" Ira chuckled, yanking his mother's hand away from his face. "Please stop squeezing my cheek as if I'm still your five-year-old errand boy."
"I know, I know," said Helena, tapping his jaw gently.
"Nice to see you again, Miguel," his father greeted him, too. That was the latter's pet name for Ira.
"Hey, dad. I'm sorry we came late for the family breakfast."
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MAY
"Maryam isn't familiar with all those meals you're listing."
"Eh ... It's because you're always cooking noodles for her." Mama retorted and then turned to Maryam again who was now smiling. "Don't worry. After you stay with me for about a week you'll get fat. Your mom and dad won't even recognize you when they see you again."
"But Grandma, do I really need to eat Eba?" Maryam asked, squeezing her face like only the thought of it could make her puke.
Mama nodded in affirmative.
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Yo mama jokes are a classic part of internet and playground humor, but whether they're 'worth reading' really depends on your taste. If you enjoy lighthearted, absurd roasts that don’t take themselves seriously, then yeah, they can be a fun way to kill time. The 'Yo Mama So Fat' series is especially iconic because it takes hyperbole to ridiculous extremes—like claiming she’s so fat, her orbit has its own gravity. That kind of creativity in exaggeration is what makes some of these jokes memorable.
That said, they’re definitely not highbrow comedy. The humor is repetitive after a while, and if you’re not into roast-style jokes, they might just feel mean-spirited or lazy. I’ve seen some collections that mix in clever wordplay or pop culture references (like 'Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice'), which keeps it fresh. But if you’re looking for something with depth or wit, this isn’t it—it’s pure, dumb fun.
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