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"Saya pesan kamu!" tegas Kim yang mengeluarkan nada suara baritone yang cukup besar, dan begitu terdengar maskulin oleh telinga Sasi. "Pesan saya, maksudnya?" tanya Sasi tak paham. Bahkan raut wajah Win pun terlihat bingung dengan ucapan atasannya yang terasa aneh. Kim mengubah posisi duduknya menghadap Sasi sekarang. Fokus kepada perempuan itu yang sedang berdiri di hadapannya. "Iya, saya pesan kamu untuk menemani saya malam ini di sebuah hotel berbintang," tukasnya sambil tersenyum. "Saya akan memberikan apapun yang kamu mau, dengan syarat berikan tubuh kamu ke saya." Kim mengucapkan kalimat tanpa bersalah dan berdosa.

She had gotten used to being alone, being hidden from the world, but then he came out of nowhere and nothing was the same anymore. He was the first, to let his gaze linger on her, longer than necessary. She tried to ignore him, as much as possible, but he seemed to be everywhere, she was, making it hard, For her. He claimed her as his Partnef in Crime, before she could utter the word, ' no.'

Sejak lama Thalia ingin merasakan solo travelling. Merasakan suasanan yang jauh berbeda, di tempat yang asing, hanya seorang diri. Tidak hanya dikhianati sahabat, perceraian kedua orang tuanya semakin membuat Thalia merasa jenuh dan tertekan, sehingga membulatkan keinginannya untuk pergi ke Chiang Mai tanpa ditemani siapapun. Siapa sangka, perjalanan solo travellingnya itu memberi kehidupan berbeda. Bertemu sahabat barunya Manee, cewek ganteng yang berprofesi sebagai penulis dan selalu siap sedia nganterin Thalia buat eksplor tempat-tempat menarik selama di Chiang Mai. Perjalanan itu pun membuat Thalia bertemu dengan Brian, cowok cuek asal Indonesia yang sama-sama lagi menghabiskan waktu keliling dunia, mengisi aktivitas gap-year. Rasa spesial di antara mereka membangun hubungan yang tidak biasa. Manee yang diam-diam punya perasaan dengan Thalia, juga Brian dan Thalia yang sama-sama naksir satu sama lain. Melalui perjalanan singkatnya, Thalia mendapat banyak jawaban atas pertanyaan-pertanyaan yang selama ini ia tanyakan pada dunia.

Dating a soon-to-be-a NFL player and an Alpha billionaire that every girl on campus would drop their panties for sounds like a dream come true, right? But I can assure you it's not! Alpha Weston told me he would never date a girl who wasn't fit the first time we met. He also said I must be a virgin since no man would want to stick it in me. Yet, despite this, we end up fake-dating each other. The reason? We both have something to gain from it...now we just have to survive this game of hearts we are playing.

Maia just graduated and starts her new journey. She met the love of her life who changes her to become someone she never expected. Maia is an innocent narcissistic woman who strives to be on her best behavior. Her girlfriend named Lena runs an illegal business followed her father and drags Maia into the cartel ring. Lena is a snarky, manipulative, and street-smart woman, she has good survival skills, is calm, and usually has a good sense of humor when facing problems. Both Lena and Maia betray each other for personal gain, despite their feelings for each other. Lena is good at reading people and is perceptive. Maia experiences life chaos with her girlfriend, Lena. And that changes her became cruel, spoiled, and will be manipulative to get what she wants. But in the end, she just does what she needs to do to survive and protect the one she loves. Their adventure through love, pain, and sexual fantasies remain loyal to each other across time, distance, and silence which changes the way we see real love. Both of them end up behind bars and Maia is released before Lena. After her release, will Maia wait for Lena and be with her or start her new life? RATED 17+ This novel contains sex, nudity, and violence.

Delna adalah seorang gadis manja, sifat angkuh serta egois membuatnya dijauhi oleh semua anak dikelas. Suatu hari sekolah mengadakan kegiatan PKL untuk anak tingkat dua. Bersama dengan kedua teman beda kelas, Delna menjalani kegiatan PKL disuatu desa tanpa nama. Berbagai kejadian tak mengenakan Delna alami disana, mampukah Delna mengatasi masalah yang ada?

Evelyn works as a secretary for someone who has become an obsession with her since she was in high school, Evelyn works hard to get accepted to work at Malvin's company, someone she has become obsessed with.Evelyn makes Malvin finally love her, but the presence of another woman due to an arranged marriage that Malvin can't refuse makes Evelyn angry.What will Evelyn do next?Can Evelyn keep Malvin beside her ?

Oh my God! Ini seperti adegan di FTV yang sering kutonton. Sesaat mata kami saling bertatap. Sebelum akhirnya Pak Arkan melepaskan pegangannya pada tubuhku. Sontak teman sekelas bersorak riuh. "Huuu ...." "Mmm makasih, Pak! "Benarkan tali sepatumu!" "Iya, Pak!" Kejadian itu masih sangat kuingat dengan jelas walau sudah enam tahun berlalu. Kini, ia ada di hadapanku, bukan sebagai guru. Namun sebagai calon pendamping hidupku. Apa Arkan mengenali calon istrinya itu? Bagaimana kehidupan Arkan, sang guru setelah menikahi Riri, siswinya yang kini berprofesi sebagai pegawai sebuah biro travel? Kalian akan dibuat gemass dengan sosok adiknya Arkan. So, ikuti cerita ini sampai tuntas. Jangan lupa vote dan beri ulasan, ya Terimakasih

Ava is relocated to manning town where being a lesbian is treated as treason. You either suffer the consequences of being born the way you are. In her new school, she falls for kara manning the major's daughter who kept her sexuality a secret till she couldn't resist Ava's charms. This lgbt story will tend to reason. Hope to even it. LET YOU LOVE ME

My best friend got me a 'toy' for my birthday. She even sent it to my office. I sneaked into the toilet to open it up, and I almost choked at the sight of it.She then sent me a text.[Lily: That thing cost me a fortune, so don't say that I don't treat you well.][Avery: Jeez, the size of this thing… Are you trying to kill me?]I went to the Amacon store near the office to return the product immediately.As soon as I opened the door, the delivery man and a handsome young man who was posting a parcel looked up at the same time.I clutched the box of 'tools' in my hands tightly, trying my best to keep my cool."I'd like to mail something."My palms were getting sweaty as my guilty conscience sneaked up on me.The delivery man promptly passed me a form to fill up as he took the box away from me.As soon as the box left my hands, it fell. Along with the packaging, everything was exposed in front of everyone.I froze.